85 definitions by will bitten

Do Mo Toast

When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .

I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.

by will bitten August 19, 2017

Nolimbpics

Another name for the Paralympics or Invictus Games where athletes compete with missing body parts.

Cam competed as a swimmer. He had no legs but still came in 4th place at the Nolimbpics.

by will bitten September 27, 2017

Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

by will bitten October 26, 2017

Si

Having a sign language rap battle.

Tommy couldn't hear the shit that Warren was signing about him.

by will bitten December 22, 2016

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

by will bitten September 6, 2017

Cock Chameleon

A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .

Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.

by will bitten December 20, 2016

Dummy Tit

Another name for a baby's pacifier.

Baby Huey wouldn't stop crying until his mom jammed a Dummy Tit in his yap.

by will bitten March 9, 2017