will bitten's definitions

Face Fucking

I dont understand these bunch of Millennials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!

I dont understand these bunch of Millenials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!

by will bitten December 7, 2019

Ageless Beauty

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.

The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!

by will bitten October 2, 2016

Bible Pimp

Someone who tries to sell you on the idea of Jesus and/or God.

This Bible Pimp was downtown giving out Jesus pamphlets for Easter.

by will bitten September 15, 2017

Bar Tourettes

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.

Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.

by will bitten June 30, 2018

Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Dummy Tit

Another name for a baby's pacifier.

Baby Huey wouldn't stop crying until his mom jammed a Dummy Tit in his yap.

by will bitten March 8, 2017

Sandsquatch

A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.

Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!

by will bitten January 25, 2017