will bitten's definitions

Fattagain

Someone who has loss an enormous amount of weight only to gain it back quickly plus more.

Bertha was looking good when she dropped a tonne over the summer. Have you seen her lately.... She's a Fattagain.

by will bitten March 22, 2017

Corrector

That one person who has to correct everybody on their grammar, spelling, pronunciation of words or any trivial fact that may be off by 1%. We all know and have this person in our lives.

As Jerry was telling us about tomorrow's weather forecast, the Corrector said it called for rain 25% not 20% as Jerry stated earlier.

by will bitten November 30, 2017

Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

by will bitten August 26, 2017

Rephrase yourself

When someone is talking shit and needs a reality check.

Mark was spewing garbage about shit he knew nothing about . Dude you need to Rephrase Yourself.

by will bitten August 18, 2017

Heidi Date

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

by will bitten January 23, 2017

Jail Smell

Someone whose body stinks from ass sweat, grime, funk,matted shit and any other unsavory stench.

"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"

by will bitten January 5, 2017

Fucking Brady

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

by will bitten October 29, 2017