191 definitions by weave

A disreputable law firm with a plethora of ambulance-chasing shysters;
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.
DO-WE, DICK 'EM & HOW was cited for illicit law practices, beware!
by weave March 21, 2003
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(said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.
by weave September 2, 2003
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the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.
Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!
by weave November 23, 2003
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the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.
After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.
by weave August 23, 2003
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simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.
Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!
by weave August 11, 2003
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female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.
Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.
by weave March 28, 2003
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Either walk your talk and prove your worth or toughness, or keep your pie hole shut and get the hell outta town.
Keep running your mouth...either rise to the occasion and let me thrash your ass when I grab that stack of dimes you call a neck, or refrain from further trash talk. Take your pick!!
by weave March 25, 2003
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