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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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A: Huh?
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A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!
by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004
Get the Willy Wonka just came in my mouth mug.1. Snowmobile (Alaska slang = snowmachine)
2. Snowmaking machine, for a ski slope.
3. A machine used in a theater to create the illusion of falling snow.
2. Snowmaking machine, for a ski slope.
3. A machine used in a theater to create the illusion of falling snow.
I rode my snow machine, over some fake snow from the snow machine, and I remembered a movie where they obviously were using a snow machine.
by vanilla g-lotto December 27, 2004
Get the snow machine mug.Democrats, either individual voters or their party organization. An abbreviation used by political insiders.
Dems are voting as a block this year - no way to shake it.
The dems and reeps both want to stop third parties from getting any momentum.
The dems and reeps both want to stop third parties from getting any momentum.
by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004
Get the Dems mug.1. To compress files into .zip format.
2. An Iomega Zip cartridge.
3. To send something easily and quickly. (This is the dictionary definition that predates the other two.)
2. An Iomega Zip cartridge.
3. To send something easily and quickly. (This is the dictionary definition that predates the other two.)
Can you send me that Photoshop file on a Syquest?
Dude, fuhgeddaboudit. Zip it and put it on a zip, and zip it over to me.
Dude, fuhgeddaboudit. Zip it and put it on a zip, and zip it over to me.
by vanilla g-lotto December 29, 2004
Get the zip mug.This is something you yell if you're playing baseball, and you're on the sidelines, trying to distract the batter so he'll screw up.
by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004
Get the hey, batter batter mug.E.Honda's big move in Street Fighter II, where he goes flying horizontally across the screen for a humongous sumo head butt.
by vanilla g-lotto January 17, 2005
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