vanilla g-lotto's definitions
A prerecorded call that is sent to hundreds or thousands of telephone numbers. An automatic dialing computer goes through a targeted list of phone numbers.
Or: an individual call received.
Or: an individual call received.
political consultant says... We need to record a celebrity robocall, provision it, and hit our base at least ten weeks before early voting.
voter says... Damn, I came home to seven robocalls on my answering machine. And nothing from Match.com.
voter says... Damn, I came home to seven robocalls on my answering machine. And nothing from Match.com.
by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004
Get the robocallmug. Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.
(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)
(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)
(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)
(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)
You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!
by vanilla g-lotto January 17, 2005
Get the infinity plus onemug. by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004
Get the 527smug. An email, usually very short, sent for the purpose of testing whether the email system is working. The sender's purpose may be:
- to find out whether the sender's outgoing email is configured correctly
- to troubleshoot the end-to-end connection between a sender and recipient
If the sender is able to find his solution with no response from the recipient, the test email will usually contain a terse instruction like "ignore this email."
If the sender needs a response from the recipient in order to complete the test, then the test email will say something like "let me know if you got this."
- to find out whether the sender's outgoing email is configured correctly
- to troubleshoot the end-to-end connection between a sender and recipient
If the sender is able to find his solution with no response from the recipient, the test email will usually contain a terse instruction like "ignore this email."
If the sender needs a response from the recipient in order to complete the test, then the test email will say something like "let me know if you got this."
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subject: testing...
Did you get this?
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subject: test 2
please ignore - just a test - M
subject: testing...
Did you get this?
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subject: test 2
please ignore - just a test - M
by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004
Get the test emailmug. An informal way of greeting a man or boy. Usually it's friendly and complimentary.
It sometimes has a sarcastic tone, implying it's time to take him down a notch.
It sometimes has a sarcastic tone, implying it's time to take him down a notch.
Hey there, big guy, you and me gonna drink some beers or what?
(sarcastic)
Hey big guy, watch where you put that thing.
(sarcastic)
Hey big guy, watch where you put that thing.
by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004
Get the big guymug. 1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
Get the jerk offmug. A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!
by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004
Get the Willy Wonka just came in my mouthmug.