uttam maharjan's definitions

pornastics

sexual activities such as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimjob and boob fucking, and various sex positions that need to be learnt by a person aspiring to become a porn star.

The young girl wants to be a porn star. Teach her all the pornastics.

by uttam maharjan June 20, 2010

zombify

to treat somebody, especially a worker or staff, as a machine.

In the past, factory owners used to zombify their workers.

by uttam maharjan November 1, 2010

abiology

the study of abiogenesis, ie creation of living beings from non-living things.

Abiology has no scientific legs to stand upon.

by uttam maharjan January 17, 2012

cigaratorium

a place where people are allowed to smoke.

The office has a cigaratorium, where staffers go to smoke cigarettes.

by uttam maharjan December 30, 2012

exhalator

a device, for example a vibrator, used for wanking purposes. Also called an exhaler.

Whenever he wants to jerk off, he uses an exhalator.

by uttam maharjan July 11, 2010

onlinary

online dictionary; digital dictionary.

Look up the word on the onlinary.

by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010

night-maker

one who spends the night enjoying oneself in a nightclub, a strip club, a fleshpot, etc; night-lifer.

He is a night-maker. He has spoiled his life by squandering a big chunk of his property.

by uttam maharjan November 25, 2011