uttam maharjan's definitions

day wood

a condition when a person gets an erection during the day.

Day wood is not desirable unless you find a partner to satisfy your urge.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

unization

the act of unifying; unification. The verb form could be inize.

A unization of the erstwhile enemies has made us all happy.

by uttam maharjan May 9, 2011

foresex

foreplay.

Foresex is essential for deriving the full pleasures of sex.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2010

lexicophile

a person who is literally addicted to searching and knowing words that they are unfamiliar with. Lexicophiles constantly look up words in a dictionary.

Lexicophiles are supposed to know more words than others.

by uttam maharjan October 26, 2010

palaeovision

1. A hypothetical electronic device that would show on its screen a view of events dating to past ages with synchronized sound. The device would show what was happening at a particular point of time in the days of yore. The device would help scientists to exactly find out the history of the earth without having to depend on fossils, thus helping them to precisely determine what kinds of life were there in ancient times and shedding light on palaeobiological, palaeoecological and palaeoclimatalogical aspects. The device would work under the assumption that any event that took at any time must have been recorded or 'saved' in one form or the other. The device would also have a mechanism which could be adjusted to retrieve an event that took place at a particular time in the days of old, say 65 million years ago from now. If scientists could invent such a device, it would be the greatest invention ever of mankind.
2. (uncount noun) process of retrieving a view of past events and showing it on the palaeovision screen.

One day, man will perhaps be able to invent the palaeovision.

by uttam maharjan December 31, 2009

halography

the process of drawing holy persons with radiant light around their head.

Divine pictures are ususally drawan in halography.

by uttam maharjan July 24, 2011

Zermatism

a pseudoscience attributed to Stanislav Szukalski, a skilled Polish artist. As per the doctrine, all human culture has its origin in Easter Island following the Deluge which killed all living beings except those on Noah’s Ark. The doctrine maintains that all languages are derived from a single source known as the Protong and all cultures are just a variation of the themes representing a series of universal symbols. The doctrine further explains that races have diversified due to crossbreeding of species.

Zermatism has no scientific legs to stand on. It is merely a superstition.

by uttam maharjan February 15, 2010