sustainer beer

n.

An inexpensive brand of alcohol used to sustain a state of inebriation, usually past the point of being able to discern between a good beer and an expensive beer.
Jeff started off his night at the pub with a Guiness and a few Sam Adams. Towards the end of the evening, he was throwing back sustainer beers like Coors Light/Natural Ice/Keystone to sustain his drunkenness.
by ukilledthecat October 10, 2009
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functional prejudice

n. when unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group, become the best way to describe someone.

i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.
Tom- Holy shit, who the hell just cut us off?

Dick- Idk, she was Asian.

Tom- Ah, of course!

Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.
by ukilledthecat June 14, 2009
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shilling shitter

n.

1. Describes an individual who is a spendthrift, yet stingy where it counts.
1. "Did you see that dickhead? $50 bill and he didn't even leave a tip, the cocksucking shilling shitter!"
by ukilledthecat June 27, 2007
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Obnox

adj.

1. Shortened root of its whole form, 'obnoxious', meaning very annoying or objectionable; offensive or odious:
The girl with that ugly skirt and big mouth is totally obnox. I might have to kick her teeth in if she ever talks to me.
by ukilledthecat March 15, 2006
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Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.
Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.
by ukilledthecat April 09, 2007
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Post Olympic Depression

n. the feelings of loss at the close of the Olympic Games and not having regular television viewing lined up

abbr. POD
I sat on my couch staring at the tv, half-hoping that USA would pull through and beat Canada at hockey. I have Post Olympic Depression.
by ukilledthecat March 01, 2010
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Fooding

An term used often as Internet slang or in use as an 'Away Message' that reveals the act of someone away from their computer, the act of which is the process of finding, preparing, and consuming food.

Also see Fooding.
John: "Hey, what's goin' on?"
AutoReply Jake: "Fooding."
by ukilledthecat July 13, 2005
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