Definitions by ukilledthecat
trapel
A combination of “trap” and “chapel”, it is a church or house of worship (often depicted in movies about cults) where vulnerable individuals seeking help are trapped into organized religion only for the benefit of the priest/cult leader.
also see: religion
also see: religion
The church, like any other trapel, sucked you in with promises of the everlasting, only to suck you dry, bonding you to the cult forever.
trapel by ukilledthecat January 17, 2022
Wilford Brimley
Wilford Brimley by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020
detech
v. To refuge from electronic and digital technology. To "get away from it all", "disconnect from the world", unplug, escape from the ever-presence of our technologically developing world. Could refer to personal communication and entertainment devices, home automation, even shielding from radio and microwave transmission.
Sally- "I'm so stressed from my boss hounding my Blackberry during a holiday."
Sue- "Sounds like you need to take a mental health day and detech for a bit. You could stand to read a good book or take a hike."
Sally- "That sounds great!"
Sue- "Sounds like you need to take a mental health day and detech for a bit. You could stand to read a good book or take a hike."
Sally- "That sounds great!"
detech by ukilledthecat January 18, 2011
toxic evangelism
n.
The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"
Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."
Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."
Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
toxic evangelism by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010
Post Olympic Depression
n. the feelings of loss at the close of the Olympic Games and not having regular television viewing lined up
abbr. POD
abbr. POD
I sat on my couch staring at the tv, half-hoping that USA would pull through and beat Canada at hockey. I have Post Olympic Depression.
Post Olympic Depression by ukilledthecat March 1, 2010
sustainer beer
n.
An inexpensive brand of alcohol used to sustain a state of inebriation, usually past the point of being able to discern between a good beer and an expensive beer.
An inexpensive brand of alcohol used to sustain a state of inebriation, usually past the point of being able to discern between a good beer and an expensive beer.
Jeff started off his night at the pub with a Guiness and a few Sam Adams. Towards the end of the evening, he was throwing back sustainer beers like Coors Light/Natural Ice/Keystone to sustain his drunkenness.
sustainer beer by ukilledthecat October 10, 2009
functional prejudice
n. when unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group, become the best way to describe someone.
i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.
i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.
Tom- Holy shit, who the hell just cut us off?
Dick- Idk, she was Asian.
Tom- Ah, of course!
Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.
Dick- Idk, she was Asian.
Tom- Ah, of course!
Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.
functional prejudice by ukilledthecat June 14, 2009