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trapel

A combination of “trap” and “chapel”, it is a church or house of worship (often depicted in movies about cults) where vulnerable individuals seeking help are trapped into organized religion only for the benefit of the priest/cult leader.

also see: religion
The church, like any other trapel, sucked you in with promises of the everlasting, only to suck you dry, bonding you to the cult forever.
by ukilledthecat January 17, 2022
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sustainer beer

n.

An inexpensive brand of alcohol used to sustain a state of inebriation, usually past the point of being able to discern between a good beer and an expensive beer.
Jeff started off his night at the pub with a Guiness and a few Sam Adams. Towards the end of the evening, he was throwing back sustainer beers like Coors Light/Natural Ice/Keystone to sustain his drunkenness.
by ukilledthecat October 10, 2009
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wookie

n.

1. Sewage, mainly septic trapped in outflow pipes from clogging and must be cleaned out manually by hand.

2. Gutter sludge, the result of rotten leaf foliage.
1. a) Gah! Your hand smells like wookie!
b)Shit, the wookie hole is clogged again! Don't flush!

2. Get up on that ladder and clean that wookie out of the gutter.
by ukilledthecat November 25, 2006
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functional prejudice

n. when unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group, become the best way to describe someone.

i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.
Tom- Holy shit, who the hell just cut us off?

Dick- Idk, she was Asian.

Tom- Ah, of course!

Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.
by ukilledthecat June 14, 2009
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barp

-noun

1. A burp that smells greater than or equal to that of a fart.

2. A burp resultant from the consumption of "smelly" foods, to include liverwurst, garlic, ect.
"Open then window, Adam just farted, I think I'm going to puke!"

"I DIDN'T FART! It was a barp."

"Holy shit! What have you been eating?"

"Oh, I had a ton of garlic in my dinner at Frank's."
by ukilledthecat September 22, 2007
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Post Olympic Depression

n. the feelings of loss at the close of the Olympic Games and not having regular television viewing lined up

abbr. POD
I sat on my couch staring at the tv, half-hoping that USA would pull through and beat Canada at hockey. I have Post Olympic Depression.
by ukilledthecat March 1, 2010
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toxic evangelism

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010
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