tyson's definitions

Rumsfeld

Batshit Crazy Warmonger, or BCW. Often inciting wars and encouraging Imperalist behaviour in uneducated leaders.

1. Jesus, my new manager is a total rumsfeld, the CEO listens to everything he says, and the companies tanking.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

Scopatious

adj:to be excesivly cool,like cheese.. only better

"Your mom is scopacious!"
"Scopacious!! I just hit that old lady, ten points for me!"

by tyson November 1, 2003

finger blast

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate one's anal opening or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions.

Eddie finger blasted himself into a coma.

by Tyson November 16, 2003

hemlepp

1. Often forgetting to put clothes in the dryer after washing them.
2. Wearing sandals regardless of weather or cleanliness of feet.

1. Man I smell like mildew today, I hemlepped my clothes again.
2. Whoa, get a load of this hemlepp, isn't like 40 degrees out today?

by Tyson January 27, 2003

netting

1.One who forgoes food and necessity, to buy seless Items, often with little or no real value or use.
2. One who pays a premium price for items only to sell them later at a drastically reduced rate.

1.I wish I could afford these tacos, but I am such a netting I just blew my paycheck on this gieger counter.

2.I purchased these speakers at such a good price, that salesman was a total netting.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

nap

The art of dozing in and out of consiousness. usually done before and after midkiffing

Guys I am gonna grab a nap before we go take the roast beef challenge

by tyson January 28, 2003

Bvvff!

to fall through a table

peter griffin fell through the table

by Tyson April 7, 2003