tony's definitions

Sturbed

owned, by a Disturbed_One indivisual

You been sturbed by disturbed_one

by Tony July 14, 2004

molgrips

One of life's mysteries - nobody is sure if it really exists. Could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? Does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? Do his glasses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? Does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? And could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? The mysteries of the molgrips...

- Molgrips pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

by Tony August 19, 2003

bembelegua

a four beat word for a three beat dance done in two frames of four beats where you dance only the three beats (one two three, five six seven). best demonstrated by Ben Stiller in the soon to be classic movie "Along Came Polly."

Antworten auf alte Bembelegua.
Wie können Bembelegua Eltern lernen Disziplin.
Bembelegua und Gehorsam von ihren Kindern einzufordern ohne.

by Tony August 5, 2004

pool rack full of afro hair

a female hippie protestor's nether region. the pube patch is so thick, it resembles a pool rack stuffed with afro hair. also known as an earth-mama muff.

i was gonna go down on Moonbeam last night until i saw her getting out of the shower with that pool rack full of afro hair.

by tony August 30, 2004

Bott

An idividual whose only reason for existence is to establish the bottom of the barrel for mankind.

See white trash

See also loser, slow, lazy etc..

There are an endless amount of examples, here are just a few:

1. You know you're a bott when....your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

2. Jim takes just enough toilet paper off the roll so that he doesn't have to replace it. What a bott!!

3. Jim sleeps during the day after he just got a full nights sleep. What a bott!!

4. Jim walks around the house wearing cartoon boxers and loafers. What a bott!

by Tony February 13, 2004

kill

To be really good at something. A compliment to someone by saying they're kill.

"Wow, you're fuckin' Kill!"

"Thanks"

by Tony February 18, 2007

tro

King of excuses and of the inventor of the lie. You could identify Tro by asking him where he lives with a 2 month interval between each question.

"I live in a one story beach house."
"Hold on guys. I have to go downstairs and help my sister with here computer."

by Tony June 12, 2004