tony's definitions

Cock Block

I situation where a man is prevented from having relations with his significant other.

I was wonking my girlfriend and my roomate came in and cockblocked me.

by Tony September 3, 2004

mess

Mess- mess means that the kid u call it is ethier just fucked up or a dam loser or just a fuck head. basicly ur a mess for even reading this so pce out hoe!!

dam kid ur a fuckin mess

god kid why do u act so gay ur such a dam mess

by Tony February 18, 2005

Cockringaside

Suicide by masturbation with a cock ring that is to tight, causing the testicles to explode on ejaculation.

That poor guy just commited cockringaside.

by Tony February 3, 2004

Hawski

One of immense strength
Can see things others dont

He got a Hawski score..
Look at him with his Hawski score..
Heading for a Hawski score..

Disconnected due to Hawski score

by tony August 26, 2003

donut and sausage situation

Sex. The sausage for a penis and the donut for a hole.

Laura and I had a donut and sausage situation last night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

slatna

A very dangerous place where you often risk your life.

I went to slatna last night, man those niggas almost killed me.

by Tony June 7, 2004

lorena

A girl who is typically a booty call, can also be used for girls who TRY to pull off the whole rocker-chic look and end up looking like whores.

L - large
O - obsesively
R - ridiculous
E - entertaining
N - neurotic
A - ass wipe

OMG!! have you seen that LORENA girl? She is THE biggest slut in our school!

by Tony June 19, 2006