todd's definitions

bud mud

The type of slop that you shit the mornign after a night of drinking Budweiser.

I had the worst case of Bud Mud this morning.

by todd December 29, 2003

Fignar

1. A name once used by a former girlfriend as a nickname for me. affectionately used.

2. random trivia, useless knowledge.

1. "You know you'll always be my fignar"

2. The fignar for today is the formula to tell the outside temperature by the speed of an average ant.

by Todd June 5, 2004

MAXX EXTERMINATION

A bullshit song that only exist in the minds of the DDR freaks of the world, But what the hell....I'm one of them.

People say they've heard or played it but it's just another fan fiction.

by Todd November 29, 2003

monogomous

Yadiras boyfriend...

Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.

by Todd May 5, 2005

metney

To take a shit. To have a bowel movement. To drop duece. To drop the kids off at the pool

I took a grat metney

by Todd January 13, 2005

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd October 4, 2006