shaany

One who cannot consume by products for the cow due to lack of cock and balls.

Wow you're a gay shaany

by todd April 14, 2005

to pull a mark

to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it

(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!

by TODD March 25, 2004

get the sand out

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on

matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out

by Todd April 21, 2004

coyter

The New Zealand word for asshole.

This other day i was talking to Andrew, and i realised, Andrew is a Coyter

by Todd January 17, 2005

freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

by Todd January 15, 2005

monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 11, 2003

MAXX EXTERMINATION

A bullshit song that only exist in the minds of the DDR freaks of the world, But what the hell....I'm one of them.

People say they've heard or played it but it's just another fan fiction.

by Todd November 29, 2003