Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

by Todd April 05, 2006

XL

Short for excel.

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.

Its everyones job in school to XL.

by Todd December 16, 2004

Time

While very important in keeping track of the events that happen during the day, not important enough to pound on that.

I don't pound on the time.

by Todd May 18, 2004

zemmix

80's Korean game system based on a mid 80's computer called the MSX.

Played a zemmix lately?

by todd April 13, 2003

penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

by todd January 16, 2003

cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd May 30, 2004

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

by Todd January 16, 2005