todd's definitions

bert mccracken

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

by Todd October 8, 2003

monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 11, 2003

freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

by Todd January 15, 2005

bub

A buddy; a friend. Someone you talk to regularly, maybe even a co-worker.

Fuck bub, I don't know what to tell ya. -or- Whattya say there, bub?

by Todd August 15, 2003

XLN't

Short for excellent.

X - "excks"
L - "ell"
N't - "ent"

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.

The retention rate from Earthlink usenet servers is far from XLN't.

by Todd December 15, 2004

Cheesin'

Uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the anus caused by the ingestion of a food that doesn't agree with one's digestive process.

Dude, what the hell did you eat? You're cheesin' man.

by Todd December 10, 2003

Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

by Todd April 24, 2006