todd's definitions

monkies

the plural of monkey

alicia and all her friends are monkies.

by todd November 11, 2003

Cheesin'

Uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the anus caused by the ingestion of a food that doesn't agree with one's digestive process.

Dude, what the hell did you eat? You're cheesin' man.

by Todd December 10, 2003

XLN't

Short for excellent.

X - "excks"
L - "ell"
N't - "ent"

More for use with taking notes as opposed to spoken word.

The retention rate from Earthlink usenet servers is far from XLN't.

by Todd December 15, 2004

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

by Todd January 15, 2005

get the sand out

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on

matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out

by Todd April 21, 2004

bub

A buddy; a friend. Someone you talk to regularly, maybe even a co-worker.

Fuck bub, I don't know what to tell ya. -or- Whattya say there, bub?

by Todd August 15, 2003

voveh

known as the flying circus ape from his 8th grade rep then became popular for getting head from girls and blowing them off like seconds later and now has become a metric ton weight.

surname: villa

oh crap thats villa over there isnt it? yeah he didnt have lunch yet today id watch out.

by Todd January 10, 2005