todd's definitions

cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd October 4, 2006

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

NPOV

Neutral Point of View

NPOV is a fundamental Wikipedia principle which states that all articles must be written from a neutral point of view, representing views fairly and without bias.

by Todd April 20, 2006

monogomous

Yadiras boyfriend...

Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.

by Todd May 5, 2005

metney

To take a shit. To have a bowel movement. To drop duece. To drop the kids off at the pool

I took a grat metney

by Todd January 13, 2005

dilvery

A world that describes how terrible sloan is

Sloan is dilvery. For example sloan is quite dilvery.

by Todd November 25, 2004

decemberween

A holiday made in Homestar Runner cartoons that occors in December when trees are decorated and gifts are exchanged.

This is the worst Decemberween Ever.

by Todd July 16, 2003