14 definitions by tintle

the beatles

The band that all the "punk" kids like to bash as "sissy" or "gay." What they don't realize is that without The Beatles, the bands they listen to now would never even be around.

-The Beatles are stupid and their music sucks
-I'm going to kill you

by tintle September 7, 2004

The Beatles

To the stupid Linkin Park fan: If you told Linkin Park they were better than the Beatles, they'd probably kick your ass themselves. Idiot.

-The Beatles suck, I listen prefer the screeching sound of Linkin Park!

by tintle January 16, 2005

fox news

Why am I not surprised that a person who uses the words "commie fag" is a fox news watcher. Silly silly people.

-I'm informed because I watch Fox news
-That's nice (yawn)

by tintle October 14, 2004

conan obrien

The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.

-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"

by tintle September 12, 2004

mike dirnt

One of the best bassist alive, and also the creator of the new Mike Dirnt P-bass, which is the most comfortable, and playable bass ever.

-Billie Joe may write the songs, but no one grimaces like Mike fucking Dirnt!

by tintle January 16, 2005

preppy

A word that people misunderstand. I myself do not wear that type of clothing, but being preppy is an attitude not what clothes you wear. I am a punk but it doesn't mean I hate people who wear hollister or anything, and those that do are the real preps.

-Oh man, he's a loser, he's wearing abercrombie and fitch!
-And?!?

by tintle September 11, 2004

edgar allen poe

One of the greatest authors in american history. If they ever make a movie based on his life I could see Johnny Depp in the lead role.

-Edgar Allen Poe is cool
-Yes he is.

by tintle September 12, 2004