Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.
Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."
by thisplacesucksass March 25, 2015
Stealth blocking is when an internet user is blocked by another user or by a website without being told. Many times, the stealth blocking will be initiated by a mindless bot that assumes you are a spammer using its algorithm. You posts might only be showing up for yourself (also known as shadow banning, which is heavily used by reddit and Google Plus), or maybe only one person won't see them (this is less serious and is most often seen on Facebook). This is considered a cowardice move by many, as not only is it a temporary fix to a long term problem (let's face it, trolls will find out when their b8 isn't getting replies and just make another account), but it often affects those who haven't done anything and just happened to get falsely marked as spam by an oversensitive bot.
1. I tried to contact my ex via Facebook to give me back my laptop, but I'm pretty sure she stealth blocked me.
2. My YouTube comments are now plagued with a stealth block because trolls kept marking my comments as spam and got the G+ algorithm to start blocking them.
2. My YouTube comments are now plagued with a stealth block because trolls kept marking my comments as spam and got the G+ algorithm to start blocking them.
by thisplacesucksass March 10, 2015
A word that was extremely overused from late 2010 to early 2012, and is now nothing more than a joke. The word "swag" once had many meanings, such as "Stuff we all get", "Scientific wild ass guess", and even just "stolen goods". The term was eventually used as ghetto slang for "swagger", and just like all ghetto slang, it caught on as a term used by preppy teenfags and douchebags alike. The overuse of the word annoyed a lot of internet users and eventually spawned a popular meme that spread though Facebook claiming that swag really is "a 60's acronym thought up by closet homosexuals standing for "secretly we are gay" ", and even though that is a load of bullshit, it actually got the sheeple of Facebook to stop using the term.
This day in age, saying swag in a non-sarcastic way in public will probably just end up getting your ass beat, as it is no longer "in style", even for preppy teenfags. The term is still used by internet trolls, and as a joke, but that's about it.
This day in age, saying swag in a non-sarcastic way in public will probably just end up getting your ass beat, as it is no longer "in style", even for preppy teenfags. The term is still used by internet trolls, and as a joke, but that's about it.
1841: "How about we split this swag up evenly?"
1996: "Do you want some free swag and a brochure?"
2011: "You're just jealous cuz I got swag."
2015: "Who the fuck even says swag anymore?"
1996: "Do you want some free swag and a brochure?"
2011: "You're just jealous cuz I got swag."
2015: "Who the fuck even says swag anymore?"
by thisplacesucksass February 09, 2015
A sarcastic way of spelling "Thug Life". Typically used to describe a situation, life, or event that is not really "gangsta" or hardcore, but still crosses some sort of line, like removing a "Do Not Remove" tag on a piece of furniture. It can also be used to describe someone who thinks that their life is hard/fucked up, but is really just ignorant to the fact that they don't meet the definition of a thug.
1. Bill: "Wht u doin"
John: "Textin while driving yo, livin da thug life xD"
2. (Jonny's Facebook status): "I H8 MY MOMMY!!!1111 SHE JUST BAWT ME DA WRONG BRAND OF SOCKS >:( mY LIFE SUCKZ"
Bob's comment: "Thug Lyfe"
John: "Textin while driving yo, livin da thug life xD"
2. (Jonny's Facebook status): "I H8 MY MOMMY!!!1111 SHE JUST BAWT ME DA WRONG BRAND OF SOCKS >:( mY LIFE SUCKZ"
Bob's comment: "Thug Lyfe"
by thisplacesucksass July 09, 2013
Ghetto way of spelling "fuckboy". Ghetto slang for a bitch, prison slang for the guy who takes it up the ass. Does NOT mean a player that "braeks girls hearts ;-;". The phrase has been used for ages (especially by the Hip-Hop scene), so don't ask me why the fuck it's so popular right now.
Ex. 1: "Look at dem fuckbois tryna walk in our hood! Let's fuck em up!"
Ex. 2: Chris is Bubba's fuckboi because he knows that Bubba won't kick his ass if he let's him fuck it.
Ex. 2: Chris is Bubba's fuckboi because he knows that Bubba won't kick his ass if he let's him fuck it.
by thisplacesucksass February 24, 2015
When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.
by thisplacesucksass March 06, 2014
Admin: R page is 18+??//!!!!11 We dnt want ur parents 2 sue us!!!11111111
17 and 1/2 year old: lol fuck da police
17 and 1/2 year old: lol fuck da police
by thisplacesucksass April 27, 2014