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Definitions by thetruth.

house nigga 

one of them egyptian cats that come over on a boat and chill in the house through all of history then when shit is cool they pretend they were black the whole time.
example?

dave chappelle, nick cannon, ray-j aka raygay, chris rock, al sharpton, pretty much are house niggaz
house nigga by thetruth. September 14, 2009

nigga please 

when a nigga's shit is so ridiculous and boyhood, he needs to be told what the fuck is up, down, left and right all at once.
Nigga: Yo girl you know I got a nice car, let me get that numba.

Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)
nigga please by thetruth. August 24, 2009

fauxvanist 

Someone who goes on the internet and pretends to be a Chauvinist to bother people.

This is basically done as a weak trolling attempt.
Nerd: All women should go back to the kitchen.

Internet: Chauvinist, or fauxvanist?

Nerd: Huh?

Internet: Thought so.
fauxvanist by thetruth. February 18, 2009
Some place where little weaboo fags go to pretend they are a part of Anonymous and act like they are interwebs hotshots, also hot shitz. Just because you are anonymous over the internet doesnt mean you ARE anonymous. When president bush goes on the internet, is he anonymous? No. 4chan is a cesspool where little weaboo's go to get preyed upon by child molestys. They think they are hotshots because they get to say naughty dirty racist things on the interwebs and post gross pics (most of which are fake) because they are too fucking weak to unleash their pathetic racist sexist thoughts in real life. The site 4chan is hyped as being this great place where a lot of the internet memes are invented. It seems more to me like a place where internet memes go to die, and also a place where ALL the people who dont and will never understand ANY of the internet memes go to hang out. It is just some hyped website, that in reality is fairly indecipherable and everyone just talks about themselves. Probably because themselves is the only person they have talked to/had sex with in the past year.
There is no example, it's just a bunch of random shit.

(4chan)
4chan by thetruth. October 18, 2008

titternet 

A name for the internet that more acurately describes what the internet is.
Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.

Bill: Titternet?

Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.

Bill: You mean the internet?

Joe: Right, whatever it's called.
titternet by thetruth. June 21, 2008
The true spelling (internet spelling) for the word awesome. If you spell it like "osum" screw what everyone else says, you are awesome.
Tim: Yo Bill, that is quite osum.

Bill: osum?

Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.

Bill: Aw, gay.

Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
osum by thetruth. May 26, 2008

intercourse

Something stupid foreigners say in place of the word "sex" or "fucking." A definite sign of a fob is someone who says this schnaz in place of the word fuck or whatever. It reminds me of when a twelve year old says "sexing." I think I'll be sexing that kid's mom, thank you very much. EEEEEEEEEEnyway, yeah. So like what i figure is, that "intercourse" is the official word taught to people from some countries who are learning English. Like how in America we learn the more proper Spanish words in place of like "chinga tu madre." The kind of person who would say intercourse is Borat.
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse from American style! (crazy hand dance that makes no fucking sense in the context.)

Some Guy At Work: Dude you shouldn't say that to women.

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Eh!! Karen! You want Intercoursing and the grabbing of boobs?!!

Karen: Oh yes, your charming way of eloquating is making my vagina into a factory of spasmatic child production!

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse! (big grin)
intercourse by thetruth. May 19, 2008