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It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.
Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
by thetruth. May 17, 2008
Get the interweb mug.The true word for shit. Schnaz was the first word spoken by god. He was all "Schnaz, this universe is tight."
by thetruth. May 18, 2008
Get the schnaz mug.The true spelling (internet spelling) for the word awesome. If you spell it like "osum" screw what everyone else says, you are awesome.
Tim: Yo Bill, that is quite osum.
Bill: osum?
Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.
Bill: Aw, gay.
Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
Bill: osum?
Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.
Bill: Aw, gay.
Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
by thetruth. May 26, 2008
Get the osum mug.When you stand forth, like a bolt of justice, getting in everyone's way to apply justice no matter what anyone else thinks or what the cost is. Like dropping a nuke on the house of a person you don't like, or pushing all your friends out of the way to get to a hot chick.
Earl and his friends are standing in a group and they notice a hot chick. They all talk about her and none know what to do. They're all like "holy crap i don't know what to do, I'm a retard." Then Earl fuckin pees on everyone in the group, making them look stupid. He lunges forward holding his hands out to block all his friends, and walks towards the girl and totally bones her.
(Justicing)
(Justicing)
by thetruth. March 9, 2008
Get the justicing mug.A person of vile and pukeish heritage whose lust for little children is only paralelled by his satanic desire to defy god's will. Homosexuals are wrong, not only morally, but also about who won at checkers last night, it was me fuckface.
Genius: Oh look, there is a homosexual, his lifestyle is wrong.
Stupid person who is stupid: No, you are incorrect.
Genius: Wait a second *pulls off the stupid person's skin costume* you're a homosexual!
Stupid person who is stupid who is actually a homosexual: Egad! Hiss! I will get my revenge one daaaaaaaaaayyyy!
Stupid person who is stupid: No, you are incorrect.
Genius: Wait a second *pulls off the stupid person's skin costume* you're a homosexual!
Stupid person who is stupid who is actually a homosexual: Egad! Hiss! I will get my revenge one daaaaaaaaaayyyy!
by thetruth. October 10, 2007
Get the homosexual mug.when a nigga's shit is so ridiculous and boyhood, he needs to be told what the fuck is up, down, left and right all at once.
Nigga: Yo girl you know I got a nice car, let me get that numba.
Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)
Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)
by thetruth. August 24, 2009
Get the nigga please mug.Something stupid foreigners say in place of the word "sex" or "fucking." A definite sign of a fob is someone who says this schnaz in place of the word fuck or whatever. It reminds me of when a twelve year old says "sexing." I think I'll be sexing that kid's mom, thank you very much. EEEEEEEEEEnyway, yeah. So like what i figure is, that "intercourse" is the official word taught to people from some countries who are learning English. Like how in America we learn the more proper Spanish words in place of like "chinga tu madre." The kind of person who would say intercourse is Borat.
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse from American style! (crazy hand dance that makes no fucking sense in the context.)
Some Guy At Work: Dude you shouldn't say that to women.
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Eh!! Karen! You want Intercoursing and the grabbing of boobs?!!
Karen: Oh yes, your charming way of eloquating is making my vagina into a factory of spasmatic child production!
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse! (big grin)
Some Guy At Work: Dude you shouldn't say that to women.
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Eh!! Karen! You want Intercoursing and the grabbing of boobs?!!
Karen: Oh yes, your charming way of eloquating is making my vagina into a factory of spasmatic child production!
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse! (big grin)
by thetruth. May 19, 2008
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