90 definitions by theaidsman1776

dickbag

squats their truck

look at that dickbag over there in a squatted truck. i bet he has no family and eats tv dinners every night.

also fuck you jayden

by theaidsman1776 May 6, 2023

Tik tok bombing

Messing up a bullshit 14 year old girl’s piss ass dance or just messing up any tik toker’s cancer, making their cringy ass mad at you and brings a smile to your face as you walk away with accomplishment.

Hobo 1: Yo i went tik tok bombing. It was so much fun. The dipshits got so mad at me and i walked away laughing while they were yelling bullshit at me.

Hobo 2: Bitch teach me how to bomb their tik toks.

by theaidsman1776 February 11, 2023

Chief Diversity Officer

A job to be a black person

Chief Diversity Officers are useless

by theaidsman1776 July 30, 2023

assbleed

when you wipe your ass too much and the paper starts to get red.

Shit, i got an assbleed

by theaidsman1776 December 18, 2022

Power Stroke

A diesel engine

When your getting a handjob and she stokes it very hard.

Power stroke is only in fords wtf

Oh yes baby give me a power stroke

by theaidsman1776 June 9, 2023

Microsoft

A technology corporation named after a microscopic and soft dick.

Oh and also, fuck you kim jong un

Crackhead: Ooooh look a microsoft building

Crackhead with dirty mind: Ayoooo

by theaidsman1776 December 31, 2022

meander

to wander around without knowing where you are

shit my son meandered off again. oh well

by theaidsman1776 August 2, 2023