4 definitions by theShuaBruh
They may look like a normal person, but get this person in your bedroom, and they will give you a thorough dicking.
They will start will taking you out on a date to any restaurant that you desire, either being ice cream or otherwise, and touching your thighs the majority of the way back to your place. Licatas are true ass men, they will dive head first into that ass. First will strong consumption of the booty, to full penetration, either with the female bounce on man, or man bounce on the female. Then moving on over to the titties so they can a second wind to their blast. Usually, they followed with severe anal savagery. When they are near full nut explosion, their secret method is pressing in on the hips to fully bust a whole nut and have a full orgasmic experience for both parties. On average due to their large average ball size, they can create between .5 to 1 litre of pure jizz.
They will start will taking you out on a date to any restaurant that you desire, either being ice cream or otherwise, and touching your thighs the majority of the way back to your place. Licatas are true ass men, they will dive head first into that ass. First will strong consumption of the booty, to full penetration, either with the female bounce on man, or man bounce on the female. Then moving on over to the titties so they can a second wind to their blast. Usually, they followed with severe anal savagery. When they are near full nut explosion, their secret method is pressing in on the hips to fully bust a whole nut and have a full orgasmic experience for both parties. On average due to their large average ball size, they can create between .5 to 1 litre of pure jizz.
Girl 1 (to friend): So he is my new boyfriend, he is a Licata
Girl 2: How hard did he nut?
Girl 1: His nut gave me yellow fever. He came in my puss so hard that I started rubbing my puss on the floor, pretending to be a snail, the orgasm changed my species out right!
Girl 2: HOLY SHIT, can I borrow him for the weekend?
Girl 1:YEET *dabs autistically into snail form*
Girl 2: How hard did he nut?
Girl 1: His nut gave me yellow fever. He came in my puss so hard that I started rubbing my puss on the floor, pretending to be a snail, the orgasm changed my species out right!
Girl 2: HOLY SHIT, can I borrow him for the weekend?
Girl 1:YEET *dabs autistically into snail form*
by theShuaBruh October 18, 2017
The act of having sex but not using any body parts.
This can be achieved by imagining someone else having sex with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an anal driller, ravaging your insides.
This can be achieved by imagining someone else having sex with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an anal driller, ravaging your insides.
Chris: Hey John, have you seen Matthew recently?
John: No, last time I talked to him he was on his way some Fingerless Fun, I am pretty sure he is in his room.
Chris: The one time we need him and he is off fucking himself, GOD DAMMIT MATTHEW!!!!!!
John: No, last time I talked to him he was on his way some Fingerless Fun, I am pretty sure he is in his room.
Chris: The one time we need him and he is off fucking himself, GOD DAMMIT MATTHEW!!!!!!
by theShuaBruh July 16, 2017
Someone who takes nr = nt literally and close to heart. These people have no respect for the complexities of other people's lives and assume that everyone is around to answer instantly.
However, this is not to be confused with someone who is impatient, as an impatient person will be annoyed but not distinguish your answer by your delay.
However, this is not to be confused with someone who is impatient, as an impatient person will be annoyed but not distinguish your answer by your delay.
Licata 1: Dude, Bailey is such a nernetter, she asked me to Whataburger, but I was busy cheating on her with her sister, so she just said "Alright bye" and went without me.
Licata 2: Good thing you smashed her sister.....Nernetter bitch ass gonna learn her lesson.
Licata 2: Good thing you smashed her sister.....Nernetter bitch ass gonna learn her lesson.
by theShuaBruh April 26, 2018
The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."
by theShuaBruh July 9, 2018