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Theocracy

Clergy run state, or state governed by religious leader and under rule from religiously inspired laws.
The Vatican is a theocracy.
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lesbian side sluts

(n.) (pl) A pair of female chums who will allow you to watch thier bedroom antics.
I have lesbian side sluts on call.
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wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.
get off my car, you little wanka
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rapest

(n.) Someone who enjoys raping the english language with poor spelling.
omg i ar teh jeh rapest 1337!!11
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Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.
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President Clinton

Also had a husband named Bill....
President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.
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waffle

UK use- (v.) to communicate inconcisely.
I tried reading 'the art of war' by SUN TZU but there was so much waffling and nonsensical rhetoric that I could barely find the useful information. Same for Mein Kampf
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