the slut formerly known as your mother's definitions

handles

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.

Hold on to her handles and bang her.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

suicide bummer

Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)

Don't bend down when the suicide bummer is around, people. He'll give AIDS to his victims.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

hax0r

Word used by people who aspire to be hackers, but are too stupid to ever become one.

G1337haax0rs: I am l33t haxor gimme j000s r35p3c7 & uber skillz pls kthx


slutx0r: ok ok, I'll give you a leet hax0r programme

G1337haax0rs has accepted

G1337haax0rs has disconnected

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

taken for a cunt

to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.

I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

stuck in a slut

A playful change from stuck in a rut.

Said when a woman's orifice is so deep or tight that one gets stuck in it.

Get the lubricant, I'm stuck in a slut

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

waffle

UK use- (v.) to communicate inconcisely.

I tried reading 'the art of war' by SUN TZU but there was so much waffling and nonsensical rhetoric that I could barely find the useful information. Same for Mein Kampf

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 7, 2004

President Clinton

Also had a husband named Bill....

President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004