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President Clinton

Also had a husband named Bill....
President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.
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handles

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.
Hold on to her handles and bang her.
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suicide bummer

Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)
Don't bend down when the suicide bummer is around, people. He'll give AIDS to his victims.
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hax0r

Word used by people who aspire to be hackers, but are too stupid to ever become one.
G1337haax0rs: I am l33t haxor gimme j000s r35p3c7 & uber skillz pls kthx


slutx0r: ok ok, I'll give you a leet hax0r programme

G1337haax0rs has accepted

G1337haax0rs has disconnected
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DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
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Theocracy

Clergy run state, or state governed by religious leader and under rule from religiously inspired laws.
The Vatican is a theocracy.
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lesbian side sluts

(n.) (pl) A pair of female chums who will allow you to watch thier bedroom antics.
I have lesbian side sluts on call.
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