the slut formerly known as your mother's definitions

President Clinton

Also had a husband named Bill....

President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

handles

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.

Hold on to her handles and bang her.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

suicide bummer

Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)

Don't bend down when the suicide bummer is around, people. He'll give AIDS to his victims.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

hax0r

Word used by people who aspire to be hackers, but are too stupid to ever become one.

G1337haax0rs: I am l33t haxor gimme j000s r35p3c7 & uber skillz pls kthx


slutx0r: ok ok, I'll give you a leet hax0r programme

G1337haax0rs has accepted

G1337haax0rs has disconnected

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.

The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

Theocracy

Clergy run state, or state governed by religious leader and under rule from religiously inspired laws.

The Vatican is a theocracy.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 10, 2004

lesbian side sluts

(n.) (pl) A pair of female chums who will allow you to watch thier bedroom antics.

I have lesbian side sluts on call.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004