the slut formerly known as your mother's definitions

gary glitter

King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.

"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"

Gary Glitter owns a house near a red light district in Thailand.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 14, 2004

bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.

Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

rapest

(n.) Someone who enjoys raping the english language with poor spelling.

omg i ar teh jeh rapest 1337!!11

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 5, 2004

cock cowboy

One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.

Myself: Sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that I have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his strap-on clad sister.

Old man: ....?

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

taken for a cunt

to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.

I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

stuck in a slut

A playful change from stuck in a rut.

Said when a woman's orifice is so deep or tight that one gets stuck in it.

Get the lubricant, I'm stuck in a slut

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004