the slut formerly known as your mother's definitions

that goes without saying

Statement of agreement issued after a vital stipulation has been uttered.

Property Owner: If you want to push that shit on my estate, that's fine, but I want 50% on your rent.
Drug peddler: Sure.
Property owner: ...and if you get caught... I never knew what you got up to. OK?
Drug peddler: That goes without saying.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 11, 2004

bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.

Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

outwar

A form of internet game (term used loosely) where players form a clan or team by getting as many people as possible to click a link that leads to a page full of adverts, spyware, IP reading and lagging. The people with the most clicks to thier name get some manner of cheap receipt, such as an outwar t-shirt, or pittyful cash payment which must be collected in person from afghanistan (so no-one ever collects it). To actually be anywhere close to realising the top spots, much money and time must be given to conning innocent n00bs to the site, which probably outweighs the cost of the return prize.

slut: hello there
UouOTWER PLAYA5: pls cum 2 mi syt!!11
UouOTWER PLAYA5: www.x=6767676.outwar.com/dogshite
slut: I'm not going to lag my connection up with that outwar crap. Find someone else to join your werewolf clan
UouOTWER PLAYA5: om U FAGOT I H8 U V MUSH

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 11, 2004

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

hax0r

Word used by people who aspire to be hackers, but are too stupid to ever become one.

G1337haax0rs: I am l33t haxor gimme j000s r35p3c7 & uber skillz pls kthx


slutx0r: ok ok, I'll give you a leet hax0r programme

G1337haax0rs has accepted

G1337haax0rs has disconnected

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

handles

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.

Hold on to her handles and bang her.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

suicide bummer

Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)

Don't bend down when the suicide bummer is around, people. He'll give AIDS to his victims.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004