Skip to main content

the slut formerly known as your mother's definitions

bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.
Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!
mugGet the bummed in the gob mug.

waffle

UK use- (v.) to communicate inconcisely.
I tried reading 'the art of war' by SUN TZU but there was so much waffling and nonsensical rhetoric that I could barely find the useful information. Same for Mein Kampf
mugGet the waffle mug.

President Clinton

Also had a husband named Bill....
President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.
mugGet the President Clinton mug.

atari

The best game company in the world until it faced up to the reality of competition, at which point it simply pumped out a jillion games involving spaceships and shooting enemies before they shoot you, either in the form of space invaders or a side scrolling shooter.
I remember how my father used to beat me at double dragon on my atari, and how I was really crap at that ghostbusters game.
mugGet the atari mug.

DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
mugGet the DILDO JOCKEY mug.

lesbian side sluts

(n.) (pl) A pair of female chums who will allow you to watch thier bedroom antics.
I have lesbian side sluts on call.
mugGet the lesbian side sluts mug.

wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.
get off my car, you little wanka
mugGet the wanka mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email