the slut formerly known as your mother's definitions

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

rapest

(n.) Someone who enjoys raping the english language with poor spelling.

omg i ar teh jeh rapest 1337!!11

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

hax0r

Word used by people who aspire to be hackers, but are too stupid to ever become one.

G1337haax0rs: I am l33t haxor gimme j000s r35p3c7 & uber skillz pls kthx


slutx0r: ok ok, I'll give you a leet hax0r programme

G1337haax0rs has accepted

G1337haax0rs has disconnected

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

suicide bummer

Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)

Don't bend down when the suicide bummer is around, people. He'll give AIDS to his victims.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

handles

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.

Hold on to her handles and bang her.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

e-bay bumping

Manipulating the price of an e-bay auction by simply placing a bid with no intention to buy, but rather to increase price more rapidly for the seller. Should the bumper be the winner of the auction, they will be transafered the money by the seller after payment, and give him back his goods.

Sometimes this occurs when the bumper simply wants to annoy others by pushing the price to ridiculous amounts near the end of the auction so desperate bidders place higher bids. These people also enjoy pestering the seller with questions about thier sexuality and underwear hygeine.

Spotting e-bay bumping is quite hard, since many n00bs unintentionally push the price up by placing consequtive increasing amounts for the same item within minutes.

If you notice that an item has a bidder who has placed multiple bids for an item, check thier feedback. If you notice this person has bought several items over a long period of time from the current seller, you have probably uncovered a scam, and should report it.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.

get off my car, you little wanka

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 28, 2004