2 definitions by the rusty trombonerr
Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-
Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.
Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-
Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.
Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-
Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022