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Saudi Arabia

A nation that somehow manage to hold on to all the worst aspects of the last and embrace all the worst aspects of modernity without much if the good of either. They are stuck in the past in the sense that human rights are pretty much non -existent, with women forced to cover up, homosexuality and witchcraft being punishable by death, and they support regimes such as the Taliban amoung other things. The part of modernity they seem to have embraced is the damn ugly scenery, tearing down their historic architecture and replacing it with ugly strip malls and tacky Las Vegas style biggest in the world type of stuff.
Saudi Arabia is rich from stumbling apon the world's greatest oil feilds, but they are really just simple and closed minded, uneducated, lacking all style, shallow, and extreme.
by the funny one September 16, 2018
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BBW

"Big beautiful woman". This does not mean fat. Too fat is a thing. But bbw is what women think is too fat, but us really great curves "ass, tits, thighs"and not too much fat on the other parts to take the curves away, but still a good bit, cause need to look human, and soft is always good on women
Man how o would love to buttfuck a bbw doggystyle, and feel that soft, fun, comforting as on my pelvis
by the funny one June 26, 2016
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Pillow Booty

A booty so big, soft, and round, that you could used it as a pillow to sleep on
Yo girl. That pillow booty of your will save our expenses on pillows when we go squat and apartment. Thank you baby
by the funny one December 9, 2016
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bush knife

A simple large and wide knife commonly used in combat in Subsaharan Africa mostly and Papua New Guinea and a few other Melonesian nations. It is called a bush knife because most of the places it is used are covered in some degree of jungle.
The bush knife has become a very disturbing symbol after being used often in sone of the worst conflicts of the modern era
by the funny one October 21, 2018
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secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden
What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell
by the funny one December 31, 2021
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Half ass

A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this
That girl is half ass. If you cut of her ass she would be half the size she is now
by the funny one January 27, 2022
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Thigh gap

A physical feature that, despite what many women believe, most men care absolutely nothing about, and for most women an anorexic diet, and therefore very unattractive look is needed to achieve the greatly sought after (who knows why) thigh gap
If you can get a thigh gap while keeping a healthy diet, go ahead. If you can't just give up on the thigh gap. Seriously. No one cares.
by the funny one February 8, 2018
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