the funny one's definitions

Half ass

A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this

That girl is half ass. If you cut of her ass she would be half the size she is now

by the funny one January 27, 2022

secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

oh my god my butt hole

When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt

Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up

by the funny one April 4, 2020

popped

When you have taken so much acid, that you are beyond the stage of blown

Man dude. Last night, I was so popped, that I didn't even know what was happening in my own head. It was crazy bro

by the funny one February 13, 2015

Lit

When something is awesome and/or actionpacked/stimilating. Derives from hiw people feel when on marajuna, since marajuna must be LIT foe most forms of consumption to work.

When this joint is lit, this music will get lit

by the funny one July 18, 2016

Hill people

People from all over the world who live in the mountains. They have a variety of cultures but their geographic location creates several simularities. Living in such tough terrain, hill people tend to be difficult to conquer and tough as nails. Due to their difficulty to assimilate into larger societies as well as being separated from each other due to large mountains. Hill people tend to have less loyalty to large official nations and more to their small tribes and in hill regions, this isolation cam lead to very diverse cultures. Some hill peoples include people of Nepal, Zomia in Southeast Asia, Chechnia in Russia, much of central Asia, Switzerland, the Apalations in the US, Atlas mountains in Morroco, and even the Favelas in Rio. The hill lifestyle can lead to freedom from the oppression and competion of mainstream civilization, but many hill people's also tend to be very poor or trapped by the isolation.

Afghans are true hill people. There are so many different cultures there and due to geography and being tough as nails, Afghanistan has fought off many much larger empires from the Mongols, Americans, and Soviets.

by the funny one May 13, 2018

California

A place where everything is great as long as someone doesnts light it on an apocalyptic fire by a small mistake

California is great. But there have been a lot of natural disasters

by the funny one March 30, 2019