the funny one's definitions

secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

Pillow Booty

A booty so big, soft, and round, that you could used it as a pillow to sleep on

Yo girl. That pillow booty of your will save our expenses on pillows when we go squat and apartment. Thank you baby

by the funny one December 9, 2016

bush knife

A simple large and wide knife commonly used in combat in Subsaharan Africa mostly and Papua New Guinea and a few other Melonesian nations. It is called a bush knife because most of the places it is used are covered in some degree of jungle.

The bush knife has become a very disturbing symbol after being used often in sone of the worst conflicts of the modern era

by the funny one October 21, 2018

California

A place where everything is great as long as someone doesnts light it on an apocalyptic fire by a small mistake

California is great. But there have been a lot of natural disasters

by the funny one March 30, 2019

Hill people

People from all over the world who live in the mountains. They have a variety of cultures but their geographic location creates several simularities. Living in such tough terrain, hill people tend to be difficult to conquer and tough as nails. Due to their difficulty to assimilate into larger societies as well as being separated from each other due to large mountains. Hill people tend to have less loyalty to large official nations and more to their small tribes and in hill regions, this isolation cam lead to very diverse cultures. Some hill peoples include people of Nepal, Zomia in Southeast Asia, Chechnia in Russia, much of central Asia, Switzerland, the Apalations in the US, Atlas mountains in Morroco, and even the Favelas in Rio. The hill lifestyle can lead to freedom from the oppression and competion of mainstream civilization, but many hill people's also tend to be very poor or trapped by the isolation.

Afghans are true hill people. There are so many different cultures there and due to geography and being tough as nails, Afghanistan has fought off many much larger empires from the Mongols, Americans, and Soviets.

by the funny one May 13, 2018

Thigh gap

A physical feature that, despite what many women believe, most men care absolutely nothing about, and for most women an anorexic diet, and therefore very unattractive look is needed to achieve the greatly sought after (who knows why) thigh gap

If you can get a thigh gap while keeping a healthy diet, go ahead. If you can't just give up on the thigh gap. Seriously. No one cares.

by the funny one February 8, 2018

popped

When you have taken so much acid, that you are beyond the stage of blown

Man dude. Last night, I was so popped, that I didn't even know what was happening in my own head. It was crazy bro

by the funny one February 13, 2015