1 definition by the dreidel

A toilet seat is a person that is so incredibly messed up that you can do anything you want to them at any given time. Including making them into your human toilet seat.
Hey Joe, you see that dude over there rolling around on the ground tripping his face off?

Yeah I see him.

I am about to make that dude my toilet seat

This whole bar is FILLED with Toilet Seats tonight.
by the dreidel October 25, 2013
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