the comand'r's definitions

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...

by the comand'r November 16, 2023

two new ears

What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.

At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.

by the comand'r February 24, 2019

submarine shot

Similar to a "floater shot" aka "floater", but at the bottom of the cocktail.

Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!

by the comand'r November 11, 2021

carolleft

The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.

I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.

by the comand'r May 29, 2016

front butthole

Another name for your belly button because it looks like a butthole on your stomach.

I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.

by the comand'r September 5, 2017

schmanna

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word

Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!

by the comand'r June 29, 2022

submarine shot

Similar to a floater shot aka a floater, but at the bottom of the cocktail.

Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021