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carolleft

The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.
I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.
by the comand'r May 29, 2016
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grandmapedia

Similar to wikipedia, though not anywhere near as factual. Grandmapedia is knowledge that is not available on the internet, as Grandma is not connected to the Internet and generates her own facts and content.
Grandma: The Rolling Stones band is very well educated. You know Mick Jagger has two PhDs.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.
by the comand'r February 2, 2018
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touch of the rona

A cough or sneeze in Spring of 2020
Paige: Sneeze Achoo!

Kate: You sick?

Paige: No, just allergies

Kate: You sure you don't got a touch of the rona? I do not see you being COVIDgilent in your day-to-day.
by the comand'r April 1, 2020
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home coworker

Your spouse or family member when you are working from home. Corollary to office husband or office wife.
Dennis: Pam just walked in while I was on my conference call. As we have to share our home and both sustain our working environments, I am learning to manage along with my home coworker. When this Coronavirus blows over, I am going to introduce Pam to Jenny so that my home coworker can meet my office wife. Perhaps tonight I will call a meeting with my home coworker to put some effort toward producing a corona boomer.
by the comand'r April 3, 2020
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2020 is hindsight

The year 2020 is overwith. What people living through the COVID-19 pandemic cannot wait to be able to say starting on January 1, 2021.
Jackie: Boy, that was a rough year. I am so glad we are in to 2021 and that whole COVID-19 mess is behind us. Donny was getting wound up about how COVIDgilent I was being.

Jill: Yup, 2020 is hindsight. On the upside, you guys did deliver a beautiful COVID boomer in December.
by the comand'r April 6, 2020
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COVIDeos

Videos watched during the COVID-19 pandemic to help stay sane typically though quarantreaming.
Jill: You holding up during this whole thing with da rona keeping you cooped up all day?

Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.
by the comand'r April 20, 2020
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COVIDgilent

Keeping careful watch for possible danger driven by the COVID-19 Virus
Ken: Mom is freaked out about the COVID-19. She is scaring me because every time I cough, she is telling me we need to go to the drive-thru testing.

Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.
by the comand'r March 18, 2020
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