Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?
Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
by the comand'r March 22, 2020
Chuck: Dude, I just saw Rick macking with Kate at the mall. I thought Kate was still with Tommy.
Sean: Hey man, it’s cool. I heard that Rick broke it off with Kate and he cleared Tommy to date Kate, so Tommy did his dude diligence.
Sean: Hey man, it’s cool. I heard that Rick broke it off with Kate and he cleared Tommy to date Kate, so Tommy did his dude diligence.
by the comand'r November 15, 2013
When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.
Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
by the comand'r May 28, 2023
by the comand'r September 18, 2021
Paige: I am bummed. I have to go in to the office today for these boring-ass presentations from management.
Bill: Well, at least you can catch up on your meetnapping.
Paige: Ya, but the guy who took me on a date last night caught me datenapping, so I need to be careful to not get caught tomorrow by my boss in the meetings.
Bill: Well, at least you can catch up on your meetnapping.
Paige: Ya, but the guy who took me on a date last night caught me datenapping, so I need to be careful to not get caught tomorrow by my boss in the meetings.
by the comand'r October 30, 2014
I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.
by the comand'r September 04, 2017
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips
Hub: ah, total douche defined...
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips
Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 16, 2023