Definitions by tatomuck1
gamble chocolate
A box of chocolates arranged in random order. They are usually bought on Valentines in a box the shape of a heart. There are several pieces of chocolate that all taste different. When you take one chocolate and eat it, you have no idea which ones are good or nasty so you gamble on which chocolate would be the good one. So before you even touch one of them, its going to be a big surprise. If you pick one thats so nasty that you have to spit it out, you lose.
gamble chocolate by tatomuck1 April 11, 2009
FTW
an abbreviation for "fuck the world".
chain smoker
someone who cant just smoke one cigarette in one sitting. When they smoke their first cigarette, they cant just smoke half of it or most of it, they smoke the entire thing till the burning ash is touching their fingers so they could get every single bit of it and then before tossing the already burnt piece of nothing, they take out another cigarette and light the next one with the burning cigarette of nothing in their hands and use that to light that next cigarette so they dont have to waste their already used lighter in case it doesnt work anymore. These people are hopelessly addicted and cant find their fucking life.
chain smoker by tatomuck1 April 5, 2009
Redneck
Larry the Cable Guy is a REDNECK