24 definitions by tank

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 14, 2004

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by tank February 20, 2003

ball hair

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

by tank December 29, 2004

racketeer

Someone who Bribes, or a loan shark

Don't exploit inmates, don't be a racketeer

by tank January 7, 2005

Dougalured

TO have your Manager support you, and make your work live easier

I had a terrible shift until I was dougalured.

by tank August 11, 2006

Kink

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed

I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.

by tank April 9, 2007

loppy

97 Honda accord with ground effects.

Jakes car is loppy.

by tank April 30, 2003