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bubonic plague

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.

Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

Oscar the Grouch

Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.

The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.

Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!

by sux0r September 6, 2003

rock slinger

A term highly used in the late 1980s and early 1990s during the crack-boom to describe an individual selling or in possession of crack rocks. Remnants of its lingo are still evident in hip-hop lyrics, etc.

"Yo. Hello. I be dat 'nigga'. 'Dey call me 'da Rock Slinga, cuz' I sell dat crack to all da bling-blingas."

by sux0r August 12, 2003

laser

A gun used to zap people with and shit

I'll shoot you with my lazor piece.

Pew! Pew! Pow! Zap! Boing!

by sux0r December 17, 2003

cobble

{v.} To make shoes.

{n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

by sux0r June 26, 2006

bacdafucup

Might thou'st courteously refrain from my vicinity. T'would be humbly obliged.

Wiggity Weiner: "Uhmm.. please place yourself at arm's distance from me..?"

by sux0r September 6, 2003

Wilding

1. (V.) - Pronounced "Why-uh-lean" the act of of Wilding involves any racy activity that exhibits a lack of wisdom or any common sense. It is any foolish mannerisms always lacking seriousness of any and all societal responsibilities. These acts of wilding can either be interpreted with disdain or acceptance depending on the pretentiousness of any observers of said Wilding.

2. (V.) To wild.

Me and the boys had consumed enough klonopin to relax all of our inhibitions and go wilding all around the neighborhood, chucking eggs at store windows and kicking kittens.

by sux0r April 17, 2006