sukebe's definitions

yo mama

What's hanging down my balls.

My balls are enormous.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

pachinko

A noisy game that you play with many little balls.

I like playing pachinko in a room full of strangers.

by sukebe November 24, 2006

oishi

Or oishii. Japanese, meaning delicious.

Japanese man eats a sushi.
"Oishi," he says to the stranger next to him.

by sukebe December 27, 2006

hot as hell

1. Reference to something that has a high temperature.

2. Reference to a sexual object of desire.

Me: That barbecue stove is hot as hell.
Someone Else: ...

by sukebe September 19, 2004

gateway asian

in reference to an unsuspecting asian person (esp. a tool), used by a non-asian solely as a way to meet other asians and to infiltrate their culture.

1) That American girl has never met an asian guy before. So she befriends the naive Takeshi -- her gateway asian. Now that she is comfortable with being around Japanese people and is seen by enough of his countrymen, she abandons Takeshi, eats a lot of sushi, and sleeps with hot asian guys.

2) Japanese kid (to an American girl): stay the fuck away from me. I'm not your gateway asian.

by sukebe July 15, 2007

fo shizzle my nizzo

Suck my nizzo.

I have a long nizzo.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

dildo

Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.

Women and men, listen.

After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.

Separate dildos for ass and mouth.

by sukebe November 10, 2008