sukebe's definitions

windfucker

Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.

"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.

by sukebe November 18, 2006

special

What your mother says you are when you're fucking ugly.

You're all special, boys and girls.

by sukebe December 9, 2008

pachinko

A noisy game that you play with many little balls.

I like playing pachinko in a room full of strangers.

by sukebe November 23, 2006

popping pills

How a druggie spends his day.

By popping pills (aspirin, sleeping pills, amphetamine) , he was able to take his pain away.

by sukebe November 21, 2006

Ajax

An industrial-strength cleaner sold by the company Colgative Palmolive, usually in powder form.

The fact that it took so long for someone to identify Ajax as a popular cleaner says a lot about the personal hygiene of Ajax soccer fans.

by sukebe November 11, 2008

mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

by sukebe November 10, 2008

holy cow

A reference to a cow's religious status in India.

I drink organic milk.

by sukebe September 19, 2004