stray's definitions

Carlos Barat

Singer/Songwriter of British band The Libertines. He is a fabulous musician, and his interviews are usually quite insightful. He is intelligent. And fucking hott. Is said by many LJ-Junkies to be a raging homosexual with his former bandmate Pete Doherty whom he has had an intense love-hate relationship with, but nonetheless, Carl is a sex god who had decided to move on in his career.

Yeah, The Libs broke up. I hope I'm not the only one who hopes that Pete and Carl will make up someday. In the meantime, Carl, who has the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, signed with another label and is supposedly forming another band..hmmm

by stray April 13, 2005

The Libertines

The Libertines are a British band who love British culture, drugs, alcohol, sex, and rock and roll. Considered by some to be "the only current band that actually acts like a real rock and roll band" due to their infamously scandalous history.

The members are Pete Doherty (notorious adorable crackhead sleazegod) on guitar/vocals, Carl Barat (seedy yet respectable sex idol with the best hair and arse) on guitar/vocals, John Hassall (more quiet member, favored by Adam Green, with famous cheekbones) on bass, and Gary Powell (Sadly sometimes ignored yet absolutely amazing) on drums. The media however, LOVES focusing on the troubles and love-hate relationship of Pete and Carl, thus the other 2 members are hardly seen.

The Libertines' music is reminiscent of The Clash, The Jam, and even some reggae. One album was produced by Mick Jones of The Clash. Their songs are deep, dancy, melodic, and of course, oh so sassy. Go do yourself a favor and listen to these beautiful British lads.

by stray April 13, 2005

Stray

Half gay half straight all stupid

My sister is stray

by Stray August 11, 2015

Science Fair

1) hell; a lethal overdose of hell or and phantasmagoric element.

2)something one should be doing instead of surfing the net

1)Studying for that test was fuckin science fair!

2)Ana, you should be working on your science fair!!

by stray November 22, 2003

Phyllis DiTulip

1)The funniest kid at school who always seems to be wearing the same shoes as me....also known as Bob or Phylosophical Phyllis. Has a fascination for soy-cheese, met the Red Hot Chili Peppers in an elevator and is the coolest dude on earth!

2)Anything that is TOTALLY funny and cool!

1)Phyllis DiTullip took a dump in the boys' bathroom and kathy passed out on the way to the nurse's office.

2)DUUDE!!! When Daron Malakian wore that BUCK FUSH t-shirt onstage and then let me take it off and lick his belly, it was the most Phyllis DiTulip moment of my whole life.

by stray November 22, 2003

Teacups In Flowerland

1)A euphamism meaning tortured, raped, victims of rejection, but can also be used to tell someone they are fucked.

2)The best underground death metal band ever to exist. (TIF)

1)You actually got in trouble with Mr. Finklestein for saying 'the chickens are coming?' Dude you are such a Teacup in Flowerland......

2)I am going to listen to that new Teacups In Flowerland demo I got from their concert at the Roxy yesterday.

by stray November 23, 2003

Wierdofondoso

1) Something that is just unexplicably wierd in a vulgar, sick, dirty, phantasmagoric or explicit way.

2) A variation of the word wierd.

1) Her home etiquette rules are just wierdofondoso dude.

2) That movie Romero was a sad, wierdofondoso epic of a man who whouldn't have died.

by Stray December 6, 2003