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Definitions by stiffshifter

bi-winning 

A word invented by Charlie Sheen during an interview on Good Morning America when asked if he was bipolar; meaning to win at both ends of the spectrum.
"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." -Charlie Sheen
bi-winning by stiffshifter March 29, 2011

powerdrunk 

A term used for a car with so much horsepower and torque that its driveability and overall handling is impacted in a negative manner. Usually these cars are supercars or tuners; however, all muscle cars handle like barges to begin with, therefore this definition does not apply to them. Powerdrunk cars include the McLaren F1 and the GT1 Elise. Powerdrunk cars do not include Failborghinis, any Camaro or fat lion related car, or your Honda Shitic.
Powerdrunk cars have more horsepower than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR, unlike your VTEC.
powerdrunk by stiffshifter October 28, 2010

cool and trendy 

Terrible; awful. Anything defined as "cool and trendy" is actually the opposite. Internet tough guys love things that are cool and trendy, as these things help them feel slightly less gay. However, even things that are cool and trendy don't hide the fat of the fat lion.
A great example of something cool and trendy is a VTEC. They kick in, yo!

call of duty 

Also called Grenade of Grenade. A shitty, broken piece of coding bought by people who haven't played any better games in their lives. Playing this is somewhat comparable to playing Desert Bus, it's unentertaining and boring, however, it lacks the realism Desert Bus has, making the latter a better game by default.
Person 1: Call of Duty is so good!!!!!1

At this point, Person 2, or any passing bystander should shoot Person 1 because it's evident they are retarded.
call of duty by stiffshifter July 24, 2010

Grenade of Grenade 

The real name for the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their sacred game above all else, and are ignorant to reason.
Person 1: "I love Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)

fat lion 

A term used online to describe someone who trolls, but hates being trolled. The origin of this term comes from Burnout: Paradise, where a GT Nighthawk is referred to by this nickname. This is not just because of the car, but also an insult to the person driving it, since like fat lions, they are fierce up close, but cannot run for very long, and usually cannot catch their prey.
The fat lion was going real fast to takedown an SI-7, but at the last second, his VTEC kicked in and he accidentally a wall.
fat lion by stiffshifter March 8, 2010
No one likes ricers, either. For more details, see drifting sack of shit.
ricer by stiffshifter February 19, 2010