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Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.
by starwarsgeek133 June 2, 2010
Get the Jewish Food mug.Someone who doesn't realize a lot of people have worse lives than they do. Usually spoiled, and are attention-seeking pussies. When their pissed, they go and cry in their rooms and write poems.
I saw this emo kid and got really pissed off. He was fucking crying, probably because his parents took away his razor.
He doesn't realize some people his age have no parents to take care of them, and others his age are starving.
He doesn't realize some people his age have no parents to take care of them, and others his age are starving.
by starwarsgeek133 August 24, 2010
Get the Emo mug.A guy who will bring peace to the world and blah blah blah.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.
1. Christian from the Middle Ages: Thou shalt go to Hell because your a Jew! Now don't give this Jew any respect because he killed Jesus, the Messiah! KILL HIM!
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??
2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.
3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??
2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.
3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..
by Starwarsgeek133 March 5, 2010
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by starwarsgeek133 May 15, 2010
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Get the Doggy Penis mug.1. A scientist who said the Earth revolves around the sun.
2. Slang for a pale Italian. Since Galileo was put under house arrest for the rest of his life by the church for saying the Earth revolves around the sun, he probably lost some of his Italian tan.
2. Slang for a pale Italian. Since Galileo was put under house arrest for the rest of his life by the church for saying the Earth revolves around the sun, he probably lost some of his Italian tan.
1. He's studying the sixteenth century scientist Galileo.
2. Guy 1: You know that guys Italian?
Guy 2: What? Look at how pale he is!
Guy 1: It's fine, he's just a Galileo.
Guy 2: Oh...I guess he spends lots of time inside.
2. Guy 1: You know that guys Italian?
Guy 2: What? Look at how pale he is!
Guy 1: It's fine, he's just a Galileo.
Guy 2: Oh...I guess he spends lots of time inside.
by starwarsgeek133 September 3, 2010
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