starwarsgeek133's definitions

Jesus boy

Someone who's parents we're Jesus freaks, and he was brainwashed by their ways.

Kid 1: Hey, pass this note to Tanner.
Kid 2:...you mean the blonde kid with the cross necklace?
Kid 1: Yeah.
Kid 2: Ok....HEY JESUS BOY!

by starwarsgeek133 September 25, 2010

Star Wars Day

1. A day in which the true fans of George Lucas' series celebrate by recreating lightsaber duels, watching all six movies, and playing Star Wars video games.

2. May 25th, since almost nothing having to do with Star Wars happened on the 4th. On the 25th, the original movie came out, AND It's the real Star Wars Day of L.A., whereas the 4th is unofficial entirely. A Star Wars book was published on the 4th. That's it. The book wasn't even that good.

Wanna-be Star Wars Geek: May the 4th be with you is funny, so that's Star Wars Day!
REAL Star Wars Geek: FUCK YOU!! Stupid ignorant shit! Go on Wookieepedia.com, look up May 4th, and THEN look up May 25th!! You'll see that MANY more Star Wars events happened on the 25th, you dumbass Nerf Herder!

by Starwarsgeek133 May 18, 2010

Judas

Someone who sold out Jesus BECAUSE Jesus told him too, and Judas felt extremly guilty about it. Jesus told Judas to sell him out because he was going to die for everyone's sins. Judas did, and since he was overwhelmed with guilt, he hung himself. Now a few people hate Jews because ONE Jew sold out their savior. ALL of Jesus' desciphles were Jewish.

Judas wasn't a betrayer.

by Starwarsgeek133 March 5, 2010

Doggy Penis

An uncircumcised dick, or a dick that needs cleaned and has a lot of STD's.

Slutty chick: OMG, that guy has a doggy penis!
Slutty chick 2: Ew...

by starwarsgeek133 June 6, 2010

USA

A decent country that has had it's interesting history and nice parks ruined by McDonald's and George W. Bush. Most Americans don't know the difference between Britain and England (I'm the only student in my school who does).

Not all Americans are fat, stupid, and ignorant, but most are.
The USA has an interesting History and nice parks, but our reputation is so bad no one else in the world really gives a fuck.

by starwarsgeek133 July 22, 2010

Emma Watson

A very attractive actress which, for some reason, has like, about 10 definitions of her on this site.
She played Hermione Granger in all the Harry Potter movies.

Guy 1: I met Emma Watson when I was in England this summer!

Guy 2: Dude, youre such an asshole, no you didn't.

Guy 3: Yea youre right I just want to meet her like everyone else.

by StarWarsGeek133 September 26, 2009