starwarsgeek133's definitions
A very attractive actress which, for some reason, has like, about 10 definitions of her on this site.
She played Hermione Granger in all the Harry Potter movies.
She played Hermione Granger in all the Harry Potter movies.
Guy 1: I met Emma Watson when I was in England this summer!
Guy 2: Dude, youre such an asshole, no you didn't.
Guy 3: Yea youre right I just want to meet her like everyone else.
Guy 2: Dude, youre such an asshole, no you didn't.
Guy 3: Yea youre right I just want to meet her like everyone else.
by StarWarsGeek133 September 26, 2009
Get the Emma Watsonmug. An excellent and funny show that makes fun of society, consisting of four ten-year olds who swear a lot. Yet most of the people who watch it are ignorant teenagers, and they make fun of Jews/Asians/Black people because they think it's 'cool' since Cartman does it. Cartman is definitely hilarious, but the whole point of his character is to make FUN of Racism. Teenagers who watch the show also don't realize Jews made the show.
Ignorant teenager: haha joos are dum so ar asians and black people duh
Intelligent teenager: Shut up, idiot. Jews made the South Park.
Ignorant teenager: nuh uh then y would they make fun of joos hahah take that pwned
Intelligent teenager: If you are a certain race or religion, it's a whole lot easier to make fun of yourself. But of course you wouldn't understand that since your an average, white, Christian teenager.
Intelligent teenager: Shut up, idiot. Jews made the South Park.
Ignorant teenager: nuh uh then y would they make fun of joos hahah take that pwned
Intelligent teenager: If you are a certain race or religion, it's a whole lot easier to make fun of yourself. But of course you wouldn't understand that since your an average, white, Christian teenager.
by starwarsgeek133 August 18, 2010
Get the South Parkmug. A decent country that has had it's interesting history and nice parks ruined by McDonald's and George W. Bush. Most Americans don't know the difference between Britain and England (I'm the only student in my school who does).
Not all Americans are fat, stupid, and ignorant, but most are.
The USA has an interesting History and nice parks, but our reputation is so bad no one else in the world really gives a fuck.
The USA has an interesting History and nice parks, but our reputation is so bad no one else in the world really gives a fuck.
by starwarsgeek133 July 22, 2010
Get the USAmug. by starwarsgeek133 June 6, 2010
Get the Doggy Penismug. A guy who will bring peace to the world and blah blah blah.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.
1. Christian from the Middle Ages: Thou shalt go to Hell because your a Jew! Now don't give this Jew any respect because he killed Jesus, the Messiah! KILL HIM!
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??
2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.
3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??
2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.
3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..
by Starwarsgeek133 March 5, 2010
Get the Messiahmug. The majority of the definition writers here on Urban Dictionary. If you look up Jew,Muslim,Asian, or African American, then you are bound to find some racist definitions.
by starwarsgeek133 May 15, 2010
Get the racistmug.