starwarsgeek133's definitions

USA

A decent country that has had it's interesting history and nice parks ruined by McDonald's and George W. Bush. Most Americans don't know the difference between Britain and England (I'm the only student in my school who does).

Not all Americans are fat, stupid, and ignorant, but most are.
The USA has an interesting History and nice parks, but our reputation is so bad no one else in the world really gives a fuck.

by starwarsgeek133 July 22, 2010

Doggy Penis

An uncircumcised dick, or a dick that needs cleaned and has a lot of STD's.

Slutty chick: OMG, that guy has a doggy penis!
Slutty chick 2: Ew...

by starwarsgeek133 June 6, 2010

Jewish Food

Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.

I went to Israel and got some Jewish Food. Daaamn, it was awesome.

by starwarsgeek133 June 2, 2010

Jesus boy

Someone who's parents we're Jesus freaks, and he was brainwashed by their ways.

Kid 1: Hey, pass this note to Tanner.
Kid 2:...you mean the blonde kid with the cross necklace?
Kid 1: Yeah.
Kid 2: Ok....HEY JESUS BOY!

by starwarsgeek133 September 25, 2010

Racist

Ignorant, closed-minded people who know nothing about the real world and other ethnicities, races, cultures, or religions.

When I was in the South I saw some rednecks yelling at a black guy. What racists.

by starwarsgeek133 May 15, 2010

Jon Stewart

Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.

(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart

by starwarsgeek133 September 5, 2010

Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.

Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.

by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010