starwarsgeek133's definitions

Jew

1. A person who's mother is Jewish and a person who follows and believes in the Jewish religion.

2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult.

3. The creators of South Park.

1. Oy Vey, Moishe's Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow!

2. Cartman: Stfu you Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult!
*Later*
Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew!

3. Anti-semetic: Ha! South Park is so great!
Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right?
Anti-semetic: Bullshit! Are you a Jew?

by Starwarsgeek133 May 13, 2010

Ice Mexican

A sometimes derogatory term for an Eskimo. Invented by Stephen Colbert.

Dude 1: When I was in Alaska I saw some Ice Mexicans.
Dude 2: Dude, did they have sleighs and shit?

by starwarsgeek133 April 27, 2010

Jersey shore

A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.

Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.

by starwarsgeek133 January 21, 2011

Judas

Someone who sold out Jesus BECAUSE Jesus told him too, and Judas felt extremly guilty about it. Jesus told Judas to sell him out because he was going to die for everyone's sins. Judas did, and since he was overwhelmed with guilt, he hung himself. Now a few people hate Jews because ONE Jew sold out their savior. ALL of Jesus' desciphles were Jewish.

Judas wasn't a betrayer.

by Starwarsgeek133 March 5, 2010

Doggy Penis

An uncircumcised dick, or a dick that needs cleaned and has a lot of STD's.

Slutty chick: OMG, that guy has a doggy penis!
Slutty chick 2: Ew...

by starwarsgeek133 June 6, 2010

USA

A decent country that has had it's interesting history and nice parks ruined by McDonald's and George W. Bush. Most Americans don't know the difference between Britain and England (I'm the only student in my school who does).

Not all Americans are fat, stupid, and ignorant, but most are.
The USA has an interesting History and nice parks, but our reputation is so bad no one else in the world really gives a fuck.

by starwarsgeek133 July 22, 2010

Jon Stewart

Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.

(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart

by starwarsgeek133 September 5, 2010