starflier's definitions

poon

Abbreviation of punami, = pussy

I feel like a bit of poon

by starflier December 4, 2003

clitty

Term of endearment for the clitoris; see clit.

Her: Go on, go on... rub my clitty... yes... yes... ahh ahhhh ahhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHH!

by starflier December 8, 2003

Cod

1. Rubbish; abbrev. of codswallop.

2. Artificial.

3. A white fish, thought by some to be an endangered species.

1. That's a load of cod if you ask me.

2. He was wearing lipstick, a blonde wig and a cod pair of breasts.

3. A large cod and chips, please (UK).

by starflier December 8, 2003

bumph

= bumf

My intray is full of bumph.

by starflier December 8, 2003

finger pie

Female sexual stimulation by inserting a finger in the vagina. A form of petting.

'Four of fish and finger pie in summer' -- The Beatles, Penny Lane. Paul McCartney explained this as 'A bit of dirt for the boys back home.'

by starflier December 8, 2003

fuzzbox

1. Distortion effect unit, used with electric guitars.

2. Vulva = fuzz (short hair) + box (vagina).

Let me play your fuzzbox, mama, play it all night long.

by starflier December 8, 2003

o and a

Oral and anal sex. Euphemism used by prostitutes and their clients.

In UK, sometimes called O-levels and A-levels, referring to the (now sadly debased) examination system (Ordinary Level and Advanced Level).

Him: Do you do O and A?
Her: No love, just straight sex.

by starflier December 8, 2003