star8706's definitions

VHS

1. The standard of video cassetes soon to be replaced by DVDs.

2. Videos for HomoSexuals

by star8706 February 1, 2003

alcohol

1. A potable chemical used to make it's drinker look like an idiot in public.

"I had WAY too much alcohol last night."

by star8706 February 2, 2003

gubernatorial

Of, or referring to a governor. This word is exceptionally weird, because it should be governorial or something. Like, when we elect a President, it's called a Presidential election, NOT a Presibentorial election.

"It's funny the way Arnold Schwartzneggar pronounces gubernatorial."

by star8706 September 19, 2003

asswipe

1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.

I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.

by star8706 February 1, 2003

television

An electronic box that sits in the corner of your living room which emits moving pictures and sound when turned on. Also TV, idiot box.

"We bought a new television yesterday."

by star8706 February 2, 2003

BYOB

Bring Your On Butt. You were invited, so get your butt here!

by star8706 February 2, 2003

jock

An attractive high-school boy whose an asshole, participates in athletics and usually gets all the chicks.

"Why is it only the jocks get the cheerleaders?"

"F*** the jocks!"

by star8706 February 2, 2003