stan's definitions

Tree

Hitting on a woman, much like a raccoon hunitng dog will chase its prey up a tree.

Did you see Bill last night, he was trying to tree every woman in the bar.

by Stan April 12, 2006

log

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log

Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log

by Stan April 4, 2005

who

a one word response to any comment that you find no intrest in. use this in place of why, when, how, or what.

we should try to be more careful.
response: who?

by stan April 12, 2006

kool-aid man

a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business

the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stan February 16, 2005

MTV

the television station that is responsible for the genocide of good music

if all you play on your station is rap, shitty bands such as good charlotte, celebrity shows, and a show about two idiotic celebrities who happen to be married, you can't really classify yourself as "music" television

by stan February 23, 2005

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

Septic

Cockney ryhming slang for a yank (american). The whole phrase is 'Septic Tank' - but as with most cockney ryhming slang the first word is used only. The reason for the link is that, like a septic tank nobody likes a filthy stinking american!!!

What are you fucking shooting at me for you filthy fucking septic cunt, im on your side!!!!

by Stan February 18, 2004