spootyhead's definitions

boys will be boys

A phrase that is used to excuse the natural rowdy behavior of young boys like getting dirty, being hyperactive, and playing rough with other boys. However, it has been disgustingly appropriated by misandrist gender ideologues who have perverted by falsely claiming it is used to excuse criminal activity boys and men do including rape, assault, and murder.

The closest thing to a female equivalent would be a girly girl.

I know Markus is covered in mud, but he’s a little boy and boys will be boys.

by spootyhead June 30, 2016

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

liberal tolerance

A twist on liberals claims that they are morally superior because they are tolerant of everyone. In actuality, many modern liberals are anything but tolerant of others - especially if they have opposing views or happen to be a white male (straight or gay). They also resort to personal attacks, slander, death threats, and even violence. Of course, the very "liberals" who this represents this will claim it's a "conservative conspiracy theory" as well as modern liberals who do not wish to criticize the radicals in their party.

The "peaceful protesters" showed their liberal tolerance on the reporters and police.

by spootyhead January 9, 2017

feels over reals

A slogan used to make fun of people who allow their emotions to override reality when it contradicts their desired narratives. These people suffer from post truth and tend to be victims of fearmongering. The term is primarily directed towards people on the left, primarily SJWs or Progressive "Liberals." This is because while both sides of the political and social spectrum have their issues, the left has a major problem with policing their radicals and mentally ill, allowing them into positions of leadership and authority.

The feels over reals people suffer from cognitive dissonance as they claim they care about facts and reason despite spreading lies and fear.

by spootyhead January 23, 2017

cry-bully

A person who claims to be and even believes they are a victim, while actually being the bully. Someone who uses their feelings over facts and common sense and engages in identity politics when talking about varying social issues. They also tend to be pseudo-intellectuals that have a strong sense of victimhood.

The term was first coined by Julie Burchill in an April 2015 article at The Spectator.

The cry-bully demanded a safe space on campus to hide from Halloween costumes that may offend their fragile ego.

by spootyhead January 17, 2016

basket of deplorables

Hillary Clinton's term for Trump's supporters, claiming they are all racist, sexist, misogynistic, xenophobic and many other words for bigotry turned into meaningless buzzwords by the left. While this made her radical followers very happy (because they believe it) and her other followers happy as well (because they believed it would hurt Trump), it actually backfired on her. Turns out calling half of the country bigoted does not bode well when you are running for president and claiming you will unite the country.

The infamous "basket of deplorables" speech definitely factors into why Clinton lost the 2016 election.

by spootyhead January 5, 2017

flower crown

Something a basic bitch wears or simply uses a filter to make it look like she's wearing it.

The most hateful brats on the internet usually have a flower crown filter.

by spootyhead November 9, 2016