boy tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and white tears.
Sandra got a "boy tears" shirt to indicate she likes giving fellatio.
by spootyhead August 07, 2016
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trigglypuff

In short: A living, breathing meme that perfectly represents the problem with progressive professors indoctrinating their millennial students. The name comes from a mixture of triggered and Jigglypuff.

Detailed: On April 25th, 2016, A panel was held at UMass Amherst called "The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?" Steven Crowder, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Christina Hoff Sommers were the speakers. While Sommers was trying to speak, a young woman (trigglypuff), continued to scream curse words and tell the speakers to leave the campus. After being interrupted several times, Sommers spoke down to the hecklers. Triggly was not having any of that and demanded Sommers stop talking to them like children. To which Sommers replied "then stop acting like a child."

While the young woman shouted and cursed for nearly the entire 90 minutes of the event, along with several others, it was her few minutes of shouting while Sommers was at the mic that has since gone viral. News outlets around the globe have written articles about her, wondering what in the name of sanity is happening to Western universities.
trigglypuff had to take a breath after yelling for about 30 seconds.
by spootyhead May 08, 2016
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Meninism

A widespread spoof of modern, first world feminism and the many trivial things most feminists complain about. It is also sometimes used to call out double standards that men face due to their gender. However, it is not a real movement for equality despite the claims of many who get upset over it existing.
Amy: Are you a meninist, rob?

Rob: No, I can't be because meninism is a satirical take on feminism and nothing more.

Amy: *runs out of the room crying*
by spootyhead March 31, 2015
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Progressivism

A mental illness that has taken over liberalism and destroyed the political and social left of all western nations. To accurately explain this specific disease would take up far too much time. However, one can see the signs in their fellow humans to tell that they have caught it. They talk about how white men are the root of all evil, yap about the "patriarchy," white privilege, male privilege, and glorify cultural Marxism while pretending it does not exist. They also tend to support any and all feminist and black lives matters campaigns, no matter how ridiculous they are. Lastly, they lack the intelligence and ability to defend their stances on issues since they listen and believe their way through life. This causes them to retaliate to differing opinions with screaming, personal attacks, violence, death threats, bomb threats, property damage, and even doxing people. Another trademark is for them to dogpile a person, group, or even a company that they disagree with in order to get their way.
Thanks to radicals, progressivism is nothing positive, at least not anymore.
by spootyhead December 21, 2016
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Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.
Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.
by spootyhead October 09, 2016
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Assata Shakur

A domestic terrorist and black supremacist with ties to the Black Panthers and other radical, anarchist groups like the Black Liberation Army. She has committed a slew of crimes ranging from robbery, to kidnapping, and murder. Shakur went to prison in the 1970s after assassinating a police officer, but soon escaped with the help of BLA members and eventually fled to Cuba (where she still resides). Assata is considered an African American hero alongside Harriet Tubman and Martin Luther King Jr. She has received tributes from rap artists like Common and Public Enemy and is the inspiration for several groups including "Hands of Assata," "Assata's Daughters," and Black Lives Matter.

She is the first woman to be on the FBI's most wanted terrorist list and there is currently a $2 million reward for the assistance in her capture.
Assata Shakur is a violent radical who is now idolized by many violent radicals.
by spootyhead July 26, 2016
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Jess Phillips

A British MP who is an adamant radical feminist. One of her classic moments was laughing on International Men's Day when a male MP brought up the notion of "men's issues" which included suicide. Another memorable moment of her time in office was for being upset that people on twitter said they would not rape her. This was a direct response to her claiming she constantly feared being raped. As expected, it made her upset and she made the rounds on varying "news outlets" to complain over it. However, she claimed they were "rape threats," despite only talking about the ones saying they didn't want to rape her.
So wait, Jess Phillips was upset that people told her they wouldn't rape her?
by spootyhead January 19, 2017
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