spootyhead's definitions

delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.

Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account

by spootyhead June 10, 2016

Jess Phillips

A British MP who is an adamant radical feminist. One of her classic moments was laughing on International Men's Day when a male MP brought up the notion of "men's issues" which included suicide. Another memorable moment of her time in office was for being upset that people on twitter said they would not rape her. This was a direct response to her claiming she constantly feared being raped. As expected, it made her upset and she made the rounds on varying "news outlets" to complain over it. However, she claimed they were "rape threats," despite only talking about the ones saying they didn't want to rape her.

So wait, Jess Phillips was upset that people told her they wouldn't rape her?

by spootyhead January 18, 2017

flower crown

Something a basic bitch wears or simply uses a filter to make it look like she's wearing it.

The most hateful brats on the internet usually have a flower crown filter.

by spootyhead November 9, 2016

Meninism

A widespread spoof of modern, first world feminism and the many trivial things most feminists complain about. It is also sometimes used to call out double standards that men face due to their gender. However, it is not a real movement for equality despite the claims of many who get upset over it existing.

Amy: Are you a meninist, rob?

Rob: No, I can't be because meninism is a satirical take on feminism and nothing more.

Amy: *runs out of the room crying*

by spootyhead March 31, 2015

The Factual Feminist

An online web series hosted by Christina Hoff Sommers where she critically analyzes various feminist issues and claims using sound facts and evidence.

The Factual Feminist is not to be mistaken for the bias Feminist Frequency.

by spootyhead July 10, 2016

Liberal Tourette Syndrome

When a "liberal" or progressive has no reasonable comeback so they resort to yelling out buzzwords like racism, sexism, islamophobia, xenophobia, Nazi, alt-right, misogynist, MRA, bigot, rape culture, fuck boy, transphobia, patriarchy, white privilige, male privilige, Hitler, etc. This way, they don't have to actually defend their stances and the ignorant public, along with the bias media believe the buzzwords to be true.

We tried to have a fair and balanced debate in class, but Maria had liberal tourette syndrome and kept calling everyone racist nazis.

by spootyhead January 26, 2017

white tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and boy tears. Used by people who enjoy performing fellatio and receiving semen as payment, A.K.A. a cum whore.

Chelsea got a "white tears" tattoo so others would know she enjoys giving blowjobs .

by spootyhead November 16, 2016