spootyhead's definitions

white tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and boy tears. Used by people who enjoy performing fellatio and receiving semen as payment, A.K.A. a cum whore.

Chelsea got a "white tears" tattoo so others would know she enjoys giving blowjobs .

by spootyhead November 16, 2016

Misandrist

Someone who despises or hates males. They usually talk about patriarchy and male privilege. While not all feminists are this way, many who identify as such and lead the movement are. Women that hate men enough will delve into political lesbianism and men who hate men enough will continuously denounce all men. The majority of people who have written definitions for men, boys and male are definitely misandrists.

Michelle told everyone at the female empowerment luncheon that she despised all men, she's clearly a misandrist.

by spootyhead August 21, 2016

cry-bully

A person who claims to be and even believes they are a victim, while actually being the bully. Someone who uses their feelings over facts and common sense and engages in identity politics when talking about varying social issues. They also tend to be pseudo-intellectuals that have a strong sense of victimhood.

The term was first coined by Julie Burchill in an April 2015 article at The Spectator.

The cry-bully demanded a safe space on campus to hide from Halloween costumes that may offend their fragile ego.

by spootyhead January 17, 2016

liberal tolerance

A twist on liberals claims that they are morally superior because they are tolerant of everyone. In actuality, many modern liberals are anything but tolerant of others - especially if they have opposing views or happen to be a white male (straight or gay). They also resort to personal attacks, slander, death threats, and even violence. Of course, the very "liberals" who this represents this will claim it's a "conservative conspiracy theory" as well as modern liberals who do not wish to criticize the radicals in their party.

The "peaceful protesters" showed their liberal tolerance on the reporters and police.

by spootyhead January 9, 2017

flower crown

Something a basic bitch wears or simply uses a filter to make it look like she's wearing it.

The most hateful brats on the internet usually have a flower crown filter.

by spootyhead November 9, 2016

woman card

1) When a woman calls or suggests someone is sexist against women, even if they aren't, just to get their way with something.

2) When a woman uses issues women face, sometimes not even exclusively, to guilt-trip or even scare women into support them.

3) Something you can buy from Hillary Clinton to add with your "I'm with her" button.

1) Liz had nothing left to defend her stance once Mark proved it wrong with scientific evidence so she played the woman card and called him sexist.

2) Kristen was falling behind in the vote from women so she decided to play the woman card by saying "we have to stop this war on women" and "I will fight against rape culture" to scare women into voting for her.

3) Only sheeple would pay money to Hillary Clinton in exchange for a woman card.

by spootyhead July 31, 2016

boy tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and white tears.

Sandra got a "boy tears" shirt to indicate she likes giving fellatio.

by spootyhead August 7, 2016