someunfunnyguy69's definitions

Coca-Cola Vanilla

A combination, that makes people vomit later when digested.

Person 1: Hey, what's wrong with Mike? He's vomiting on toilet.
Person 2: Because I pulled a prank for him!
Person 1: What did you do?
Person 2: I changed the normal Coca-Cola to Coca-Cola Vanilla!
Person 1: ROFL, who would drink Coca-Cola with Vanilla?
Person 2: I know right!

by someunfunnyguy69 July 22, 2018

Hentai

It's anime *japanese cartoon* but with big tits and tentacles going to bitch's pussy

Human 1: Yo, wanna check out porn this weekend with beer?
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018