sociopath9's definitions

thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush

George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

Tasmania

1) Island state south of Victoria, Australia.

2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).

3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.

Bill: "Why has Wendy got that awful scar on the side of her neck?"

Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

shit-o-gram

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description

I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009