slssfw's definitions

Uncle

Translated into Punjabi it means breast.

Man look at the size of that girl's uncles !

by slssfw April 24, 2005

tortah

Punjabi word for parrot.

You should have seen tortah , he was wrecked and listening to Radio Rave.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

snotface

16-22 yr old female indie-kid from the early 1990s. Listens to Nirvana and the like. Likes to drink and smoke and is quite loud.. Dress code mainly black and wears Doc Martin boots. If a snotface is wearing black tights or stockings you can guarantee they will have large holes in them.
Sexually uninspiring and lacklustre in bed. Male equivalent is called a "Young Weasel." A popular hangout was a pub called the Dome in Tuffnell Park, North London back in early 90s.

Hey man check out that snotface, I bet her knickers stink of stale piss.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

snotkins

A hybrid of a snotface and lookins.

I wouldn't mind giving that snotkins over there one up the arse.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

bumbled

Cockney street slang meaning high on ecstasy
Origins from "bumble bee ( E )"

i.e bumble bee'd - E'ed.

Look at the geezer over there he looks pretty bumbled.

by slssfw May 23, 2005

beavis engine

A stste reached by a person when he/she is excessively high on drugs such as cocaine or amphetamines, and is unable to stop talking - mainly beavisesque gibberish and to the utter annoyance of the poor individual who has to listen.

Speed freak : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...(mindless on going shit)...

Normal person : "Dude you've reached Beavis Engine ."

by slssfw April 29, 2005