slssfw's definitions

Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

snotface

16-22 yr old female indie-kid from the early 1990s. Listens to Nirvana and the like. Likes to drink and smoke and is quite loud.. Dress code mainly black and wears Doc Martin boots. If a snotface is wearing black tights or stockings you can guarantee they will have large holes in them.
Sexually uninspiring and lacklustre in bed. Male equivalent is called a "Young Weasel." A popular hangout was a pub called the Dome in Tuffnell Park, North London back in early 90s.

Hey man check out that snotface, I bet her knickers stink of stale piss.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

Starling Engine

After smoking really strong weed one reaches a state of "Starling engine" when the sound of starlings drives a person to a high induced paranoia.

Oh dude you smoked that weed and ended up starling engine.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

fofl

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Lookins.
A Lookins who readily gets her crack / arse fingered whilst snogging and under the influence of alcohol.

Do you fancy Emma ****** ?
Nah , but she's an enjoyable fofl.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.

by slssfw April 24, 2005

clew

An acronym of Canine Lipstick engine weasel, i.e a dog

Dude, have you taken clew out for a walk in the park this morning ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005