sky's definitions

dildo

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

by Sky October 2, 2003

saftey bong

plastic bongs

Give the toy the saftey bong,so he won't break the pyrex.

by sky May 7, 2003

a latent aplaince fetishist

a person who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratificatoin can only be achived through the use of machines.

by sky November 15, 2006

michael bolton

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

by Sky December 26, 2003

JUNT

1.a junt is a person of the opposite sex that you messed around with
2. a lil junt is someone of the opposite sex that u mess around with for money and material items
3.a main junt is your serious boyfriend or girlfriend that you really want to be with

Im going to have to get my lil junt to buy me some shoes. you know

by Sky April 1, 2005

spinach

See:marijuana,reefer,pot,ganja,dope,chronic,bud,herb,smoke,grass,indica,dank,green,wacky tobacky,lambs breath,the stuff that killed elvis....

It's me spinach.
I needs me spinach.

by sky May 7, 2003

Fuck Nugget

someone who is completly useless.see:fucktard.

Skyler Hanks is a fuck nugget.

by sky May 9, 2003