sky's definitions

dildo

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

by Sky October 2, 2003

a latent aplaince fetishist

a person who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratificatoin can only be achived through the use of machines.

by sky November 15, 2006

michael bolton

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

by Sky December 26, 2003

git-fiddle

guitar.See:ax.

by sky May 10, 2003

saftey bong

plastic bongs

Give the toy the saftey bong,so he won't break the pyrex.

by sky May 7, 2003

murphy lee

A finass talented brotha from st. louis. All this lil bitches that want to talk about him are some fuckin' lames. These lames don't know music and they need to shut the fuck up.

by sky August 20, 2003

underthenutbuthut

male breif undergarment.

by sky May 8, 2003