skrudge's definitions

laundry

Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!

I can't do all this laundry, good thing I got the
D-O-double G on speed dial!

by skrudge January 11, 2008

ms-13

Stands for Mar Salvatruchas Trece (thirteen in Spanish, taken from the Southsiders or Sur 13)
Mara Salvatruchas means something like Gangster Salvadoran Soldiers....
Anyway, MS-13 is THE most dangerous gang in America, possibly the world. Why? THey have no purpose other than beating, shooting, and chopping up rival gang members...the problem is, they don't check to make sure someone's a rival before they kill them, they tend to stab first ask later. If you see MS-13 graffiti in your hood, don't freak out...most sets that claim Ms-13 are posers trying to get the same attention. Beware, MS-13 is nationwide and also in MExico and El Salvador.
They formed in a funny way....there was a war in El Salvador, so a bunch of Salvadorans moved to LA. THere, they copied the Mexicans in LA and made gangs. The cops busted and deported these gangsters.....and accidentally spread them across the border, multiplying theire numbers. They beat in their members to ensure toughness, and they attack with knives and machetes rather than guns because stabbing is more "up close and personal" so it creates real fear. So yeah...the real MS is scary as hell, the poser MS is laughable.
Colors are blue and white....don't confuse with Sur X3 who also uses blue and number 13.

MS-13 members might chop up a guy who they THINk iss a rival gangbanger, but won't check to make sure he IS a rival gangbanger....and they show no remorse whatsoever.

by skrudge January 19, 2008

brrrat

A Blood gang call used mainly on the East Coast. It is also pronounced BLAT as in blat blat blat, bang bang....gun noises. it is supposed to sound like a machine gun and conveniently begins with the letter b. the crips on the east say "cccclat"

What up Blood?
Brrrat! SUHWOO!

by skrudge January 19, 2008

lil wayne

He is a tight rapper, but he has some gangsta contradictions. He says SUH WOOP and has a song called
"I'm Blooded" but in his earlier vids, he wore a blue bandana around his head....
Also, he has a song called "Bandana on the Right Side" cause he's a Blood, right? Sure, even though in one of his vids he has it on the LEFT side?

Lil Wayne raps on Bandana on the Right Side, but jsut happens to wear it to the left sometimes?

by skrudge January 12, 2008

stoned like a hippy

To be high on marijuana like a member of the flower children.

Look at the guy over there. He is stoned like a hippy, as clearly indicated by his red eyes and easily-amused state.

by skrudge January 11, 2008

B Bounce

the B Bounce is the dance performed by Bloods for fun or to indicate Blood membership. The Crip walk is the parallel thing for Crips. Usually during the B Bounce you will spell your set with one foot and during the Crip walk you will spell you name, your set, Bloods and cross it out, or some other gang shit. The non-gangsta spinoff of the Blood Bounce is also called the bbounce or the bwalk, but like the clown walk is different from the Crip walk (clowning being the non-gangsta dance spinoff of Crippin), the dance bbounce is different from the gangsta Blood bounce in that it shares steps with the clown walk, and is much faster and flashier.

He did the B Bounce and his red rag bounced around in his pocket as he skipped side to side and spelled EASTSIDE with his foot.

by skrudge January 12, 2008

west side

The west side is NOT, as incorrectly defined, the west coast. It refers to the westside, duh, of a major city. It is used by street gangs if they originate from the western neighborhoods of a certain area. If you live on the west coast, that does not make you west side. That depends on where in that particular city you reside.

Rob: You're from San Francisco, right?
Bobby: Yep.
Rob: How are things on the west side?
Bobby: Uh...you mean, west coast?

by skrudge January 19, 2008