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Scratchy Lean

The opposite of 'Gangsta Lean', when driving a car.

The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.
"Check the Chav doing the Scratchy Lean in his wanked-up 205!!!"
by Skirtlifter January 26, 2006
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hood-rat

A member of the British urban underclass. These young plebs stalk the streets at night, creating mayhem. Their attire is usually track-suit bottoms and Nikes, and a hooded swetshirt which is pulled up over a BB cap in an attempt to look intimidating. they are usually drunk on fortified wines and run about chasing each other with knives and running around schemes (projects) in their wanked-up shitty little French cars!
The hood-rat's face exploded ina cloud of blood and cartilage.
by Skirtlifter April 14, 2006
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salami tsunami

Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.
I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!
by Skirtlifter December 28, 2005
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biodome

Bacteria-infested head of an acne zit.
Check the biodomes on pizza-face!!
by Skirtlifter September 5, 2005
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rents

Short for 'Rent Boys', young low-life male homo (or maybe not!) sexuals who sell their bodies for coin. Often penniless, they rely on filthy old men to pay them for sex , thus enabling them to pay their housing rent.
A bunch of rents popped out of the park as I was driving home the other night and tried to wave me down!
by Skirtlifter June 13, 2005
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gypsy

A 'traveller' who has no respect for authority,society,the environment, himself or his offspring. A thieving cad who steals cars, who runs into a young schoolboy whilst travelling at 60mph in a built-up area, kills him and drives on with his pals laughing in the back. Disappears into the 'travelling community' but is eventually caught and will go to jail and get the shit kicked out of him.
by Skirtlifter January 20, 2007
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fucktated

Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.
So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!

OR

I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.
by skirtlifter April 24, 2007
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