skirtlifter's definitions

double-trouble

Act of male fucking female in both vag and rectum, with aid of strap- on. Can be difficult to perform, as strap-on can pop out of the vag if not secured properly.

I D-Dd her bigstyle last night!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pissfat

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pram

Noun. Amalgam of 'Prick' and 'Bam' (see Bam).

Your pal's a fucking PRAM!

by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

old fellae

Scottish slang term for 'Penis'. Derived from 'Old Fellow'.

She whipped oot ma old fellae, and gave me a Jodrell (bank/wank).

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

lum

19-20th century vernacular for the vagina. A 'lum' was initially a slang word for the flue that drew smoke from an open fire up to the chimney on the rooftop. Lum as a slnag term is quite popular with women of a certain age and social background.

Ah'm goan away tae Benidorm tae get ma auld lum swept by they spanish waiters!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

salami tsunami

Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.

I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!

by Skirtlifter December 28, 2005

houghmagandie

Old Scots term for fornication.

Old wifey overheard in pub: "Ma lumis needin' some serious houghmagandie, ye ken!"

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005