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by skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the Eskimo Iced Tea mug.A 'traveller' who has no respect for authority,society,the environment, himself or his offspring. A thieving cad who steals cars, who runs into a young schoolboy whilst travelling at 60mph in a built-up area, kills him and drives on with his pals laughing in the back. Disappears into the 'travelling community' but is eventually caught and will go to jail and get the shit kicked out of him.
by Skirtlifter January 20, 2007
Get the gypsy mug.Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.
This stuff's fuckin' tattyfilarious!!!
by skirtlifter January 11, 2005
Get the tattyfilarious mug.Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the spacedocking mug.The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the cockmuncher mug.stunted, cross-eyed person, with ears way below the eye-line. Often has webbing between fingers. HAs difficulty co-ordinating and speaking properly. Result of coming from shallow gene pool or inbreeding (see {gypsy)
by skirtlifter January 12, 2005
Get the throwback mug.Type of extremely hot Indo/Pak/Banglandeshi curry, viz Vindaloo, Phall, Jhallfrezie. These curries are loaded with green chillies and ginger. On voiding, next day, the curry exits as hot - if not hotter - than it went in, stinging the anal sphincter in the manner of holding a lit Zippo lighter to the anus!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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