skirtlifter's definitions

old fellae

Scottish slang term for 'Penis'. Derived from 'Old Fellow'.

She whipped oot ma old fellae, and gave me a Jodrell (bank/wank).

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pissfat

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pram

Noun. Amalgam of 'Prick' and 'Bam' (see Bam).

Your pal's a fucking PRAM!

by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

rents

Short for 'Rent Boys', young low-life male homo (or maybe not!) sexuals who sell their bodies for coin. Often penniless, they rely on filthy old men to pay them for sex , thus enabling them to pay their housing rent.

A bunch of rents popped out of the park as I was driving home the other night and tried to wave me down!

by Skirtlifter June 13, 2005

bingo wing

Loose, flabby upper-arm flesh of (usually) fat women in cap-sleeved rayon blouses who attend bingo halls. Bingo wing development can be accelerated by consuming vast quantities of C.Cola and burgers. See also bingo flaps, though my def has more 'ring' to it!

Check the bingo wing on that! If she flapped those arms, she'd take off!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

salami tsunami

Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.

I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!

by Skirtlifter December 28, 2005