Male masturbatory practice.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the spongingmug. Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.
British, pan-regional, although rare.
British, pan-regional, although rare.
That squeaker over there is doing my head in!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the squeakermug. Can be male or female, but esp. the latter. A 'Rinser' is a spunk-lover who removes your condom, stretches it, and squeezes the spunk out into her gob, gargles, then swallows.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the rinsermug. Anal intercourse, with either M or F, whereby you spy and smell shite on your cock as you thrust. Some anal catchers are known to delight in the act of pushing one out over a thrusting penis, esp scat homos.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the Stinkfuckmug. The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the cockmunchermug. Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.
This stuff's fuckin' tattyfilarious!!!
by skirtlifter January 11, 2005
Get the tattyfilariousmug. Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.
See also smegma omlette.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the buttscuff sandwichmug.