sircasey's definitions

Individual-1

1: A descriptor the F.B.I. uses to avoid naming a person of interest in a pending investigation.

2:Donald Trump

'Have you heard about the dirt they found on-'

'Your mom?'

'No, asshole--the President. You know, the Tweeter in Chief, Agent Orange, The Donald, the Screaming Carrot Demon, the Trumpster, the Angry Creamsicle, Mr. Art of the Deal... or simply, Individual-1.'

by sircasey December 8, 2018

Ralph Club

A group, usually teenage, that drink beer until vomiting. Used with pride among the group's members.

During beach week I was the Ralph Club's biggest contributer!

by sircasey October 2, 2018

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

headneck

a redneck pothead

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 17, 2009

ignoranting

the act of spewing opinionated gibberish by one who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about

'dude, nobody wants to hear your ignoranting about evolution anymore'

by sircasey February 16, 2009