157 definitions by simon

poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.

Joe Smith is such a Poppadum

by simon April 3, 2005

Poopacious

Of or pertaining to excessive shitting.

Dorey was quite poopacious after getting his ass pounded by Spike.Dorey pooped his/her lady boy panties

by simon October 16, 2004

gullibility

Gullibility thy name is Vanessa

Ooooh you're so Vanessa!!

by simon January 20, 2005

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003

munglies

The breasts of a male human, when they are particularly large, and therefore slightly female in appearance. See manboobs.

Darren's prominent munglies were often a source of embarrasment for him.

by simon August 18, 2003

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by simon July 9, 2006

Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

by simon December 14, 2003