silverseal's definitions

Utility Fixer

A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.

Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Highway Patrol

A hearty breakfast of eggs, scrambled with ground beef and other ingredients.

I'm about to have a job interview so I want Highway Patrol.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Sea King

A person who conquers more than 5 impossile situations in sequence.

They call Larry a sea king. He's who I talk to whenever the Pine Brook people start getting crazy.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Teamaster

A person who likes to drink tea and knows at least 100 recipes. They can brew you a cup / pot of tea that suits your health needs and your mood. They can work with black tea, green tea, red tea (French Velvet), herbal tea, and more. As well, they work with spices. A teamaster works with an electronic kettle. It has a button you press for each brewing time.

We have serious thinking to do tonight. Call John, he is a teamaster.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.

Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!

by silverseal September 18, 2011