silverseal's definitions

Utility Fixer

A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.

Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

The Meadow

Having quiet conversation and perhaps tea in a meadow, at twilight or at dawn.

Those guys said they're not doing anything but sitting in the meadow today.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Piano Healer

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.

You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Orange Squares

A drive through the skyline of a city. Comes from the orange building panels (squares) which turn orange at 6 p.m.

I need orange squares and the car stereo.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Musicman

A person who can arrange private concerts in their homes.

Women from Chicago will be here, call Steve, he's a musicman. He knows who's around.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.

You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011