51 definitions by silverseal

Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.

Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Raise the Ancient Golden Cage

The feeling that a proposed relationship with the opposite sex is only going to lead to trouble in all 8 directions. Comes from a Russian proverb about setting free a beloved bird.

Raise the Ancient Golden Cage, Jerry, that woman is not who you think she is.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Windowdancer

A person who does dance or tricks on the base of a large external window. The base is stable and poses are sometimes used. People on the interior of the building, looking out the window, view the dancer.

You're friends with a windowdancer?

by silverseal September 16, 2011

Opera March

The march of a group of party guests to answer a person who made a ridiculous and offensive comment.

Chris wanted to do something irrational so they made an Opera March.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Oars in the Dusk

Rowing at dusk. "Oars in the Dusk" is a Finnish concept of "where spirituality, exercise, and nature meet".

I am feeling quite well. Oars in the dusk tonight.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Utility Fixer

A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.

Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 17, 2011