Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.
Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
by sextoaster February 07, 2005
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by sextoaster December 12, 2004
Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!
Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
by sextoaster January 25, 2005
1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.
2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.
3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.
2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.
3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.
Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!
Russell: I was at White Castle.
Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?
Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.
Family Guy: Why?
Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.
Bob: Write up.
Russell: I was at White Castle.
Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?
Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.
Family Guy: Why?
Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.
Bob: Write up.
by sextoaster December 17, 2004
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.
by sextoaster December 12, 2004