sextoaster's definitions

Shop Rite

Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.

Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!

Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!

by sextoaster January 24, 2005

Indian New Year

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Jeff Albertson

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.

by sextoaster February 6, 2005

Vishal's car

1. Vishal's green, 1990 Honda Accord.

2. A sentence that is said over and over again, adding new parts as it goes along. Never gets old.

Chris and Joe went on a beer run and they hit Vishal's car.

by sextoaster November 11, 2006

Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.

Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

nite crew

Staff of Shop Rite during the hours of 11:00pm to 7:30am. Known for psychotic behavior, including, drunkeness, violence towards customers, cardboard molestation, massive intakes of Pepsi, public urienation, chain smoking, shitting on the floor, pack out with your crack out, masturbation, dillusional episodes, and obsessive disorders. Also know for refilling product.

Dave Diamond: JD is in the back screaming about his carts! He told me that hes going to kick Tom's fat ass as soon as hes done playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 14: Ghetto Grandstand.

Bread King: Fucking nite crew!

by sextoaster January 24, 2005

Soy Cheese

A soy based dairy product which tastes like cum.

Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004