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Shop Rite

Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!

Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
by sextoaster January 24, 2005
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Vishal's car

1. Vishal's green, 1990 Honda Accord.

2. A sentence that is said over and over again, adding new parts as it goes along. Never gets old.
Chris and Joe went on a beer run and they hit Vishal's car.
by sextoaster November 11, 2006
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Sharp piece of glass

Glass, or ghetto ice broken up into much smaller pieces. Can lead to cuts and internal injuries if mishandled.
Customer: Excuse me sir, what's the suprise in the kid's meal?
Dave Diamond: Sharp piece of glass.
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
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pack out with your crack out

1. The act of performing your job function with portions of your ass crack or underwear exposed. This involves any type of work, either white or blue collar. Can be performed by both females and males.

2. Inspirational words of wisdom from Wakefern wharehouse employees, as is written inside most trailers.
MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man? Nite crew got some bad pack out with your crack out! Fuck that! Its Indian New Year. I'm goin' the fuck home to get drunk.

DRFT: Word.
by sextoaster January 25, 2005
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Write up

to receive a written disciplinary notice on conduct and action in the work place.
Bob: Russell, you were 5 hours late. You will receive a write up.

Russell: But those guy left me at White Castle last night! I had to blow the large black man for a ride home. And he din't give it to me either! I called my mom and dad and they told me I suck! I finally got home by calling my friend with the Mercury Sable, but I had to promise him my tight nerd ass.

Bob: You will receive an additional write up for being stupid. You can go home now.

Russell: YEA! Yu-Gi-Oh is on!
by sextoaster December 17, 2004
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Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.
Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
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nite crew

Staff of Shop Rite during the hours of 11:00pm to 7:30am. Known for psychotic behavior, including, drunkeness, violence towards customers, cardboard molestation, massive intakes of Pepsi, public urienation, chain smoking, shitting on the floor, pack out with your crack out, masturbation, dillusional episodes, and obsessive disorders. Also know for refilling product.
Dave Diamond: JD is in the back screaming about his carts! He told me that hes going to kick Tom's fat ass as soon as hes done playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 14: Ghetto Grandstand.

Bread King: Fucking nite crew!
by sextoaster January 24, 2005
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