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White Castle

1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.

2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.

3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.
Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!

Russell: I was at White Castle.

Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?

Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.

Family Guy: Why?

Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.

Bob: Write up.
by sextoaster December 17, 2004
mugGet the White Castlemug.

Shop Rite

Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!

Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
by sextoaster January 24, 2005
mugGet the Shop Ritemug.

Sharp piece of glass

Glass, or ghetto ice broken up into much smaller pieces. Can lead to cuts and internal injuries if mishandled.
Customer: Excuse me sir, what's the suprise in the kid's meal?
Dave Diamond: Sharp piece of glass.
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
mugGet the Sharp piece of glassmug.

Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.
Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
mugGet the Captain Cheapmug.

Soy Cheese

Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
mugGet the Soy Cheesemug.

nite crew

Staff of Shop Rite during the hours of 11:00pm to 7:30am. Known for psychotic behavior, including, drunkeness, violence towards customers, cardboard molestation, massive intakes of Pepsi, public urienation, chain smoking, shitting on the floor, pack out with your crack out, masturbation, dillusional episodes, and obsessive disorders. Also know for refilling product.
Dave Diamond: JD is in the back screaming about his carts! He told me that hes going to kick Tom's fat ass as soon as hes done playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 14: Ghetto Grandstand.

Bread King: Fucking nite crew!
by sextoaster January 24, 2005
mugGet the nite crewmug.

Vishal's car

1. Vishal's green, 1990 Honda Accord.

2. A sentence that is said over and over again, adding new parts as it goes along. Never gets old.
Chris and Joe went on a beer run and they hit Vishal's car.
by sextoaster November 11, 2006
mugGet the Vishal's carmug.

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