Jeff Albertson

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.

by sextoaster February 06, 2005

nite crew

Staff of Shop Rite during the hours of 11:00pm to 7:30am. Known for psychotic behavior, including, drunkeness, violence towards customers, cardboard molestation, massive intakes of Pepsi, public urienation, chain smoking, shitting on the floor, pack out with your crack out, masturbation, dillusional episodes, and obsessive disorders. Also know for refilling product.

Dave Diamond: JD is in the back screaming about his carts! He told me that hes going to kick Tom's fat ass as soon as hes done playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 14: Ghetto Grandstand.

Bread King: Fucking nite crew!

by sextoaster January 24, 2005

Soy Cheese

A soy based dairy product which tastes like cum.

Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.

Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Write up

to receive a written disciplinary notice on conduct and action in the work place.

Bob: Russell, you were 5 hours late. You will receive a write up.

Russell: But those guy left me at White Castle last night! I had to blow the large black man for a ride home. And he din't give it to me either! I called my mom and dad and they told me I suck! I finally got home by calling my friend with the Mercury Sable, but I had to promise him my tight nerd ass.

Bob: You will receive an additional write up for being stupid. You can go home now.

Russell: YEA! Yu-Gi-Oh is on!

by sextoaster December 17, 2004

walk like Gumby

to be fucked so much that you walk with your legs spread.

Customer: Excuse me, sir, where is the peanut butter?

Crazy Tommy: Holy Fuck, Lady! You walk like Gumby.

by sextoaster December 16, 2004

Vishal's car

1. Vishal's green, 1990 Honda Accord.

2. A sentence that is said over and over again, adding new parts as it goes along. Never gets old.

Chris and Joe went on a beer run and they hit Vishal's car.

by sextoaster November 11, 2006