screambloodygore's definitions
1. Located at 49.55N latitude and 109.29W longitude in a meteor crater from the crustaceous era or earlier, estimated at 75 million years old, which is only slightly higher than the median age of the town, and probably slightly lower than the median age of the people who drive through town and usually converge at an intersection with Jasper St. and get caught in a face-off, because no one knows who's going first.
2. A growing community estimated at 2700 people with more to do than Fox Valley, Piapot, and other immediately surrounding areas. Questionable public accomodations, but adequate shopping, even for some furniture and small appliances. Lots of hard-working, helpful people, and if you're 16 and have wood, there's lots of places to put it. Just shop around a bit first, and double up on condoms just to be safe.
2. A growing community estimated at 2700 people with more to do than Fox Valley, Piapot, and other immediately surrounding areas. Questionable public accomodations, but adequate shopping, even for some furniture and small appliances. Lots of hard-working, helpful people, and if you're 16 and have wood, there's lots of places to put it. Just shop around a bit first, and double up on condoms just to be safe.
Person 1: *wipes sweat* I'm so glad we're not in Fox Valley anymore.
Person 2: Let's stop in Maple Creek, they have the best pussy between Swift Current and Medicine Hat.
Person 1: Okay but we're ditching first thing in the morning and going to Calgary.
Person 2: Absolutely.
Person 2: Let's stop in Maple Creek, they have the best pussy between Swift Current and Medicine Hat.
Person 1: Okay but we're ditching first thing in the morning and going to Calgary.
Person 2: Absolutely.
by screambloodygore September 24, 2005
Get the Maple Creekmug. Located at 52.2°N latitude and 106.7°W latitude, one of the most all-around beautiful cities in Canada, and the greatest place in Saskatchewan. It's easy to find your way around, has a great Thriftlodge motel on 42nd and Idlywyld Dr., which is cheap but still near-magnificient, Radio Cab company which has the nicest drivers of any cab company I've ever ridden with, a 3-story A&B Sound right outside the Greyhound station, and scores of nice people who are proud to live in a clean, compact city.
Saskatoon is much better than Regina, which is full of loud, sloppy drunks, usually donning Molson Canadian or Budweiser caps; or Swift Current, where hotels are always booked, and people are overweight, mouthy and completely unhelpful.
by screambloodygore August 27, 2005
Get the Saskatoonmug. An absolutely terrific progressive death metal band from Sweden, who lump together long, acoustic interludes, with long bouts of dynamic, layered guitar, so heavy and simultaneously intricate that it's immediately orgasm-inducing. Also a wonderful live band, who are probably a little too self-depriciative on stage with their humble attitudes, but play and sing all of their songs perfectly. Too often, though, their drummer flies home in mid-tour to suck his mother's tit, and they're forced to find an emergency replacement. Each song stands alone as a heart-touching story of death and sorrow, which are woven together to create each album, which is called an "observation." Mikael (vocalist) and Peter (guitarist) are sexier than sin, and should be allowed to play naked, lying down, and covered with Lubriderm body lotion under dark candlelight.
by screambloodygore August 27, 2005
Get the Opethmug. An old, fat woman who's notorious for speaking her mind and giving people advice when it's least solicited; the kind who's usually president of the community association, makes a lot of public complaints, and starts a lot of awareness and protest movements, because she has nothing better to do, often because she doesn't have a job and is nothing but a housewife with no post-secondary education or ambitions. Think about your neighbourhood busy-body; chances are that she's all but 1 or 2 of these things. (see: Kyle's mom)
A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.
A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.
Person 1: Look, here comes Humperdink.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.
by screambloodygore October 10, 2005
Get the Humperdinkmug.