scotty's definitions

tapdatassable

adj- describes a sexy slut

"There's this girl I know, and boy is she tapdatassable!"

by Scotty July 16, 2006

piersma

the hottest/bustiest/fuckin coolest librarian in the god damn universe and we love you

dude when piersma put her hair down was it wrong of me to want to pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

by scotty May 19, 2004

minging

Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades

Onions are minging!

by Scotty April 30, 2003

viiraxe

A liar.

Stop by #version2 and show him your disapproval.

Viiraxe: "regestry is the new english dictionary version of registry."

by scoTTy July 8, 2004

beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

by Scotty February 16, 2004

Eurobitch

A woman from Europe. Distinguishing characteristics: white chick who doesn't shave her pits or legs and takes a shower once a week because she mistakenly thinks fermenting body funk is sexy.

I threw up on my sheets when the Eurobitch asked me to eat her out. Her pussy smelled exactly like her ass.

by Scotty February 17, 2004

bogon

1)It is a person that is below the normal status and loves to where tight jeans. Generally they drive older commodores.
2)Port Power supporter

"check out that bogon's mullet."
"dam, those bogon's shouldn't get so upset over loosing again."

by Scotty April 14, 2005