112 definitions by sarasplayroom.com
The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
by sarasplayroom.com January 17, 2010
Dude you really don't want to go into that club, see the rainbow decal on the door, it's for gayers!
by sarasplayroom.com August 28, 2009
Person who only works at nite or person who is only functional at nite and may sleep all day. Similar to the Night Owl.
1. Dude is a total niter, you'll never see him out by daylite.
2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.
2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.
by sarasplayroom.com August 28, 2009
When a poorboy pads his wallet with $1 bills and $5 bills, then puts larger bills on either end of the cash wad to impress friends or girls or strippers, fool them and make them think he's got lots of big bills. This is called a Poorboy Roll.
One stripper to another: Did you see how thick his wallet was?
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
Other stripper: No, it's a poorboy roll, once the 20's are gone, you'll see he just has 1's and 5's.
by sarasplayroom.com July 4, 2009
by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009
The futile attempts of beta females to superficially replicate the look of alpha females via fake bolt-on breasts, fake spray-on tans, hair extensions and so on.
Envy of much prettier and more successful women leads to desparate Barbieism in trailer trash wannabes.
by sarasplayroom.com February 21, 2009
A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010