sal's definitions

Wingman

When a friend plays the destraction. (I.E.~you and your bud are at a bar, you spot a hott girl that you want to know. Your friend goes to the other one and destracts her, while you go in for the kill.)

Dave, my wingman, helped me talk to that hott chick over there.

by Sal March 20, 2004

ass prophet

the leader of all assholes!!

nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!

by sal February 3, 2004

lyn z

a hot female musician

"that band would be alright if only they had a lyn z!"

by sal October 1, 2003

trip n' sip

the trip n' sip...stumbling around after sippin...i dont know how bout 24 beers and a jack and coke...then you proceed to bang some chick in her most notorious of body cavities and blow your load all over her fuckin face...then you give her one of those loopy crazy straws to slurp your manspunk off her face!!! mmmm tastes like vanilla! w/ salt BITCH!

im sure you all know some trip n' sip wench

by sal February 9, 2004

the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

by sal February 10, 2004

the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."

Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.

by sal May 18, 2004

yaho

Slang term for cocaine

"Jose is all geeked up on yaho"

by Sal January 26, 2004