the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

by sal February 10, 2004

the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."

Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.

by sal May 18, 2004

Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

by Sal July 20, 2004

trip n' sip

the trip n' sip...stumbling around after sippin...i dont know how bout 24 beers and a jack and coke...then you proceed to bang some chick in her most notorious of body cavities and blow your load all over her fuckin face...then you give her one of those loopy crazy straws to slurp your manspunk off her face!!! mmmm tastes like vanilla! w/ salt BITCH!

im sure you all know some trip n' sip wench

by sal February 09, 2004

Briw

Shortining of brilliant made up by Dave and Sally who are very much in love

Oh my fuking god Dave you are sooooooooo briw xxx

by Sal March 31, 2005

man slut

Joshi Hilton a.k.a Jelly man. Just check out the last name...need we say anymore???
Jelly man is often found at bus stops looking like a sexy beast with his shirt unbuttoned and his pants very low.
He has been known to cause riots amoungst girls, usually about who wants to shag him first.

Dude, just check out the last name...Hilton... He may not be related to Paris, but makes a decent sex tape none the less.

by sal April 20, 2005

Orteus

Slang for gay buttsex

I caught Cronic and Zen behind the barn having some orteus.

by Sal August 22, 2003