rzhhhh's definitions
Morbo - noun
1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.
2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.
2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1.
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...
2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo: I will DESTROY you!
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...
2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo: I will DESTROY you!
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Morbomug. Demsix
Pronounced: d-em-six or dem-six
1. n.
A map on the, relatively, popular Quake series; dm6
It is known as "The Dark Zone"
Seen on: Quake 3, Quake 4 and Quake Live
2. n./adj.
Synonym for "retard"
3. n./adj.
A person who thinks (s)he's hot shit, the dogs bollocks, the bee's knees, the dog's body etc... But really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks (s)he has mad skills and goes hard, but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He think's (s)he's a master of the culinary arts, Iron Chef or Aiur Chef but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks that (s)he is ghetto/black when really (s)he is as pale as milk with extra milk and they are just a bitch.
In short: A person who is nothing more than a bitch.
Pronounced: d-em-six or dem-six
1. n.
A map on the, relatively, popular Quake series; dm6
It is known as "The Dark Zone"
Seen on: Quake 3, Quake 4 and Quake Live
2. n./adj.
Synonym for "retard"
3. n./adj.
A person who thinks (s)he's hot shit, the dogs bollocks, the bee's knees, the dog's body etc... But really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks (s)he has mad skills and goes hard, but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He think's (s)he's a master of the culinary arts, Iron Chef or Aiur Chef but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks that (s)he is ghetto/black when really (s)he is as pale as milk with extra milk and they are just a bitch.
In short: A person who is nothing more than a bitch.
1.
It's a map
2.
Look at that demsix, he thinks 1+1=3, how cute!
You are such a demsix
Stop being a demsix
Bunch of demsixes
If your intelligence quotient (IQ) is below 50; you are a demsix
Hey demsix
3.
A: OMG I just cooked Keftedes to perfection! I am a master of the culinary arts! You can call me Aiur Chef.
B: I'll call you Demsix because you're just a bitch
Demsix: Why am I so good and you're perma-bad?
Rizeh: Shut up mate, you're just a bitch
It's a map
2.
Look at that demsix, he thinks 1+1=3, how cute!
You are such a demsix
Stop being a demsix
Bunch of demsixes
If your intelligence quotient (IQ) is below 50; you are a demsix
Hey demsix
3.
A: OMG I just cooked Keftedes to perfection! I am a master of the culinary arts! You can call me Aiur Chef.
B: I'll call you Demsix because you're just a bitch
Demsix: Why am I so good and you're perma-bad?
Rizeh: Shut up mate, you're just a bitch
by rzhhhh November 13, 2011
Get the Demsixmug. Oxytocin
aka the "cuddle hormone"
It is an organic compound belonging to the carboxylic acid
functional group.
It also happens to be a hormone & neurotransmitter
Oxytocin is released during orgasm, social recognition
(i.e. making friends), bonding (when you start to fancy
that guy/girl you've been chatting with for the last God
knows how long), anxiety and a number of other relating
events.
This is where it gets its cuddle hormone nickname from.
It plays a large part in female reproduction where it
is released in large quantities during childbirth and
breastfeeding
It is also rumoured that eating dark chocolate slowly
can cause its release.
This may be why dark chocolate is considered an
aphrodisiac.
aka the "cuddle hormone"
It is an organic compound belonging to the carboxylic acid
functional group.
It also happens to be a hormone & neurotransmitter
Oxytocin is released during orgasm, social recognition
(i.e. making friends), bonding (when you start to fancy
that guy/girl you've been chatting with for the last God
knows how long), anxiety and a number of other relating
events.
This is where it gets its cuddle hormone nickname from.
It plays a large part in female reproduction where it
is released in large quantities during childbirth and
breastfeeding
It is also rumoured that eating dark chocolate slowly
can cause its release.
This may be why dark chocolate is considered an
aphrodisiac.
Oxytocin and it's many wonders:
Girl 1: I just ate some dark chocolate really slowly n had the most amazing orgasm!
Girl 2: looks like we don't need men any more LOL
Girl 1: I just ate some dark chocolate really slowly n had the most amazing orgasm!
Girl 2: looks like we don't need men any more LOL
by rzhhhh July 8, 2010
Get the Oxytocinmug. (to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb
The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.
This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.
This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake
HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake
HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
by rzhhhh November 11, 2011
Get the SEIZE AND CONSUMEmug. to Blow stuff up.
An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
Man: Dear, me and the boys are going out. I'll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.
Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.
Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Blow stuff upmug. Marcellus Wallace
A character from Pulp Fiction (one of the greatest movies of all time)
He is portrayed by Ving Rhames
He is a big time gangster and is everyone's boss.
He does not have any "nice" parts of town.
He is rumoured to have thrown a man out of a four storey window for giving his wife a foot massage
Contrary to popular belief, Marcellus Wallace does NOT
look like a bitch.
A character from Pulp Fiction (one of the greatest movies of all time)
He is portrayed by Ving Rhames
He is a big time gangster and is everyone's boss.
He does not have any "nice" parts of town.
He is rumoured to have thrown a man out of a four storey window for giving his wife a foot massage
Contrary to popular belief, Marcellus Wallace does NOT
look like a bitch.
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Marcellus Wallace quotes:
You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm on the motherfucker.
Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for
The Wolf, who should be comin' directly.
Vincent Vega! My nigga, get your ass over here!
You my nigga?
What now? Let me tell you what now:
Imma call a couple of hard pipe hittin' niggas to go to
work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a
blowtorch.
YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' HILLBILLY BOY? I AINT THROUGH
WITH YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT.
Imma get medieval on yo ass.
I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker.
If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga waiting in a
bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
Marcellus Wallace quotes:
You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm on the motherfucker.
Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for
The Wolf, who should be comin' directly.
Vincent Vega! My nigga, get your ass over here!
You my nigga?
What now? Let me tell you what now:
Imma call a couple of hard pipe hittin' niggas to go to
work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a
blowtorch.
YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' HILLBILLY BOY? I AINT THROUGH
WITH YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT.
Imma get medieval on yo ass.
I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker.
If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga waiting in a
bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
by rzhhhh July 11, 2010
Get the Marcellus Wallacemug. The Scary Door
The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.
It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.
There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game
The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.
It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.
There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game
1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door
2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door
3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door
4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.
5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door
2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door
3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door
4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.
5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door
by rzhhhh July 17, 2010
Get the The Scary Doormug.