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Black Santa Claus or Black Santa
Noun.
1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.
White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.
2.
Synonym for Rick Ross
Noun.
1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.
White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.
2.
Synonym for Rick Ross
1.
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.
2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.
2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental
by Rzhhhh May 6, 2013
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1.
The demonym used to describe a person from any of the America Continents though it is most commonly used when referring to a person who was born in the United States
2.
A synonym for "retard"
1.
The demonym used to describe a person from any of the America Continents though it is most commonly used when referring to a person who was born in the United States
2.
A synonym for "retard"
1.
A: Where are you from?
B: I'm from The States
A: You're a yank?
B: I prefer the term "American"
A: Well I prefer yank.
2.
A: I can't believe that prat thought 1+1=3
B: He's an American, what do you expect?
A: Where are you from?
B: I'm from The States
A: You're a yank?
B: I prefer the term "American"
A: Well I prefer yank.
2.
A: I can't believe that prat thought 1+1=3
B: He's an American, what do you expect?
by rzhhhh November 4, 2011
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The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"
Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite (Eyyah!)
by Rzhhhh September 10, 2013
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Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)
Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom
Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)
Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom
Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T
A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me
I'm gonna splange this youtube video
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T
A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me
I'm gonna splange this youtube video
by rzhhhh November 12, 2011
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A character from Pulp Fiction (one of the greatest movies of all time)
He is portrayed by Ving Rhames
He is a big time gangster and is everyone's boss.
He does not have any "nice" parts of town.
He is rumoured to have thrown a man out of a four storey window for giving his wife a foot massage
Contrary to popular belief, Marcellus Wallace does NOT
look like a bitch.
A character from Pulp Fiction (one of the greatest movies of all time)
He is portrayed by Ving Rhames
He is a big time gangster and is everyone's boss.
He does not have any "nice" parts of town.
He is rumoured to have thrown a man out of a four storey window for giving his wife a foot massage
Contrary to popular belief, Marcellus Wallace does NOT
look like a bitch.
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Marcellus Wallace quotes:
You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm on the motherfucker.
Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for
The Wolf, who should be comin' directly.
Vincent Vega! My nigga, get your ass over here!
You my nigga?
What now? Let me tell you what now:
Imma call a couple of hard pipe hittin' niggas to go to
work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a
blowtorch.
YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' HILLBILLY BOY? I AINT THROUGH
WITH YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT.
Imma get medieval on yo ass.
I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker.
If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga waiting in a
bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
Marcellus Wallace quotes:
You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm on the motherfucker.
Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for
The Wolf, who should be comin' directly.
Vincent Vega! My nigga, get your ass over here!
You my nigga?
What now? Let me tell you what now:
Imma call a couple of hard pipe hittin' niggas to go to
work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a
blowtorch.
YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' HILLBILLY BOY? I AINT THROUGH
WITH YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT.
Imma get medieval on yo ass.
I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker.
If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga waiting in a
bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
by rzhhhh July 11, 2010
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An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
Man: Dear, me and the boys are going out. I'll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.
Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.
Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.
This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.
This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake
HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake
HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
by rzhhhh November 11, 2011
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