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One of the many ways of referring to the toilet
Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.
Variants include:
shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room
Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.
Variants include:
shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room
by rzhhhh November 20, 2011
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Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays
1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.
Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays
1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.
by rzhhhh July 11, 2010
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"rate"
In most cases it's just a contraction of Alright
Originates, possibly, from Northern England
1. adverb
Used to show agreement to a statement or instruction,
or to ask if another person agrees with a statement or
instruction.
Similar in use to "alright"
2. adverb
Used for additional emphasis
Like "very"
3. interjection
Used as a greeting, like hello
Also has the added benefit of asking "all right?" at the
same time
4. noun
Refers to the Audi R8. A sports car introduced by
German manufacturer Audi in 2006
"rate"
In most cases it's just a contraction of Alright
Originates, possibly, from Northern England
1. adverb
Used to show agreement to a statement or instruction,
or to ask if another person agrees with a statement or
instruction.
Similar in use to "alright"
2. adverb
Used for additional emphasis
Like "very"
3. interjection
Used as a greeting, like hello
Also has the added benefit of asking "all right?" at the
same time
4. noun
Refers to the Audi R8. A sports car introduced by
German manufacturer Audi in 2006
1.
Am comin wi u, r8 ?
2.
ur r8 gay, u mate
am a r8 plebb me
shes r8 fit, i'd shag her me. Like i did ya ma
3.
r8 lad?
4.
look at that sexual R8, wanna stick me nob in the exhaust
oh dear
Am comin wi u, r8 ?
2.
ur r8 gay, u mate
am a r8 plebb me
shes r8 fit, i'd shag her me. Like i did ya ma
3.
r8 lad?
4.
look at that sexual R8, wanna stick me nob in the exhaust
oh dear
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
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A character from Pulp Fiction portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson.
Jules was a hitman / assassin / hired goon working
for Marcellus Wallace until he and his partner;
Vincent Vega witnessed, what Jules refers to as,
Divine Intervention where they were shot at but none of
the bullets hit.
Now Jules "walks the Earth". Vincent calls him a bum
for doing this.
He has a variant of The Bibles chapter Ezekiel 25:17
memorised, which he recites before killing someone.
As its some "chill shit" to say to someone before they die,
not because he's religious.
He doesn't eat pork, because pig is a filthy animal, not
because he's Jewish or Muslim
He owns a Bad Motherfucker wallet.
Also, apparently he's the "foot fuckin' master"
and he's cool like The Fonz
A character from Pulp Fiction portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson.
Jules was a hitman / assassin / hired goon working
for Marcellus Wallace until he and his partner;
Vincent Vega witnessed, what Jules refers to as,
Divine Intervention where they were shot at but none of
the bullets hit.
Now Jules "walks the Earth". Vincent calls him a bum
for doing this.
He has a variant of The Bibles chapter Ezekiel 25:17
memorised, which he recites before killing someone.
As its some "chill shit" to say to someone before they die,
not because he's religious.
He doesn't eat pork, because pig is a filthy animal, not
because he's Jewish or Muslim
He owns a Bad Motherfucker wallet.
Also, apparently he's the "foot fuckin' master"
and he's cool like The Fonz
Jules Winnfield quotes:
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of, they speak English in What?
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Shit negro! That's all you had to say!
Big Kahuna burger?! I hear they have some tasty burgers.
Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Tell that bitch to chill out!
Say "Bitch be cool" !
English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm superfly T.N.T,
I'm the Guns of the Navarone
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Shut the fuck up, fat man!
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of, they speak English in What?
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Shit negro! That's all you had to say!
Big Kahuna burger?! I hear they have some tasty burgers.
Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Tell that bitch to chill out!
Say "Bitch be cool" !
English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm superfly T.N.T,
I'm the Guns of the Navarone
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Shut the fuck up, fat man!
by rzhhhh July 12, 2010
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1.
Even wetter water
2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Even wetter water
2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O
2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O
2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
by rzhhhh July 19, 2010
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A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"
1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"
1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
1.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again
Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached
Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!
Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm
Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.
Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again
Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached
Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!
Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm
Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.
Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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