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Definitions by rofl my waffle

the girl of your dreams.
she is very intelligent even though she pulls on doors that clearly say push. she is so pretty and cute that it can be overwhelming sometimes. she does this annoying thing when she doesn't let anyone know she's hurting but she'll always listen to you and help when you're in the feels. she is funny and goofy. don't break her precious heart or i guarantee you that there will be a ton of angry guys coming to fight you.
the one girl who you can't get over, no matter what. oh no did you just catch some feelings? looks like they're there to stay forever!
point is, get u a subul.
guy 1: dude. i saw emily at starbucks yesterday. she is so thicc!
guy 2: oh. that's nice. i was facetiming subul all night.
guy 1: omg! i am so jealous!
Subul by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

Mariah Carey 

can't lip sync
Did you see Mariah Carey screw up everyone's NYE?!
Mariah Carey by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017
the time of day when everyone spams your snapchat feed with a black screen and a clock just to let everyone know that they're crushing on someone when it's obviously not gonna last
11:11 him!
11:11 by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017
go to hell Alyssa
Alyssa by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

Sagittarius 

best zodiac of all
they're honest and have a great sense of humor and independent and allergic to bullshit aka don't got time for your pettiness
you're a wonderful person you must be a Sagittarius!
Sagittarius by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

Taylor Swift 

writes songs about her ex-boyfriends
old news
Taylor Swift by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

slide into your dms

when you send that first text over social media in hopes of getting something in return ;)
don't make me slide into your dms!