ring-tailed roarer's definitions
Enjoying all the benefits of wealth without doing any work, usually because of the generosity of parents.
She: Wow, that guy is lucky: he's unemployed and living with his parents in their mansion, his mother is a great cook, he has the use of his father's Mini Cooper, and spends most of his time swimming, playing golf, and, generally, anything that he wants to do.
He: Yeah, he's living the life of a lotto winner.
He: Yeah, he's living the life of a lotto winner.
by ring-tailed roarer May 30, 2009
Get the Living the life of a lotto winnermug. She: I'm going to edge my hedge this evening because my boyfriend and I are going away for the weekend ....
Friend: I didn't know you had a garden!
She: Duh, no: I'm going to shave around my pubes to make them look better -- you know, edge the hedge.
Friend: I see ...
Friend: I didn't know you had a garden!
She: Duh, no: I'm going to shave around my pubes to make them look better -- you know, edge the hedge.
Friend: I see ...
by ring-tailed roarer August 13, 2010
Get the edge the hedgemug. A fart that you let go in the shower, just before you get out, and which makes you feel gross and dirty again, as if you hadn't had a shower at all.
He: A horrible thing happened to me this morning: just as I was getting out of the shower, I let a fart that swirled around the shower stall and made me feel filthy -- as if I hadn't had a shower and needed to shower again.
Friend: I know what you mean, you poor guy: you let a kanye west.
Friend: I know what you mean, you poor guy: you let a kanye west.
by ring-tailed roarer October 10, 2009
Get the kanye westmug. A tendency to see the world in the most basic terms as consisting fundamentally of bodily functions and the fulfillment of appetites and desires. The term derives from the imagined perspective of testicles during the sex act and during the process of defecation.
He: Bob's a nice guy, but he's sometimes difficult to take because he is so cynical!
Friend: Yeah, he's got a real balls-eye view of the world.
He: Meaning?
Friend: He only sees what your testicles would see when you're banging someone or taking a crap -- assholes, piss, falling shit ....
Friend: Yeah, he's got a real balls-eye view of the world.
He: Meaning?
Friend: He only sees what your testicles would see when you're banging someone or taking a crap -- assholes, piss, falling shit ....
by ring-tailed roarer May 19, 2010
Get the balls-eye viewmug. A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.
Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011
Get the Who farted?mug. A woman's use of a hand to cover her pubic area when she is naked. The gesture is usually accompanied by an arm bra (i.e., the use of an arm to cover the breasts).
Guy 1: I hear that in her latest movie, Megan Fox is completely naked.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she wears hand panties and an arm bra, so you can't see anything.
Guy 1: That sucks!
Guy 2: Yeah, but she wears hand panties and an arm bra, so you can't see anything.
Guy 1: That sucks!
by ring-tailed roarer February 18, 2011
Get the hand pantiesmug. Guy 1: OMG! That wrestler just took his shorts off, bent over, wiggled his ass, and farted on his opponent!!!
Guy 2: Yup, gave him steak face.
Guy 2: Yup, gave him steak face.
by ring-tailed roarer April 10, 2011
Get the steak facemug.