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said brown owl

Something that you say immediately after letting go an audible fart in order to confirm your responsibility for it and to capitalize on its potential humor.
He: Ffffffftttttt ... said brown owl ....
She: Funny....
by ring-tailed roarer July 31, 2009
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kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.
She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
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chewed nipple look

Said of a woman who appears from her dress, make-up, etc. to be "worn" as a consequence of having had a large number of sexual partners.
She: Is Bob's girlfriend older than he is? She looks twice his age!!
He: She's only a couple of year's older, but she has the chewed nipple look.
She: Whaat!
He: You know: she looks like she's seen more pricks than a second-hand dart board.
She: That's harsh!
by ring-tailed roarer April 25, 2010
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outside-edge shopping

Buying food only from the outside edge of the supermarket, where the fresh produce, milk, juice, etc. are displayed, in order to minimize the purchase of packaged products and to maximize eating healthy
He: Your boyfriend's really into ecology these days!
She: Yeah, he's even into outside-edge shopping?
He: Meaning?
She: He only buys stuff that is displayed around the outside edge of the supermarket because he thinks it's ecologically less damaging than the rest of the stuff there -- and better for you.
He: Neat!
by ring-tailed roarer April 27, 2010
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making the wild ox moan

Having energetic and very noisy sex.
She: Wow, the people in the room next to us are really going at it! You can probably hear them in the lobby.

He: Yep, they're sure making the wild ox moan!
by ring-tailed roarer March 20, 2010
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Hard-On Factor

The hidden purpose of all female fashion and the "beauty industry" that supports it -- namely, to help to generate male erections. Sometimes abbreviated to "the H.O. Factor," it is what some feminists treat with disdain and attempt to subvert by refusing to wear make-up. Every fashion designer, male or female, recognizes its importance, however, as, instinctively, do all heterosexual women.
She: I looooooove the new Chloe collection, especially those floor-length dresses and baggy blouses with long sleeves!
He: But they completely lack the H.O. Factor.
She: The whaaaat??
He: The Hard-On Factor: they are absolutely NOT arousing ... not even a twitch ....
by ring-tailed roarer September 10, 2009
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Nova Scotia Slide Bum

A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.
He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!
by ring-tailed roarer September 11, 2009
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