The hidden purpose of all female fashion and the "beauty industry" that supports it -- namely, to help to generate male erections. Sometimes abbreviated to "the H.O. Factor," it is what some feminists treat with disdain and attempt to subvert by refusing to wear make-up. Every fashion designer, male or female, recognizes its importance, however, as, instinctively, do all heterosexual women.
She: I looooooove the new Chloe collection, especially those floor-length dresses and baggy blouses with long sleeves!
He: But they completely lack the H.O. Factor.
She: The whaaaat??
He: The Hard-On Factor: they are absolutely NOT arousing ... not even a twitch ....
He: But they completely lack the H.O. Factor.
She: The whaaaat??
He: The Hard-On Factor: they are absolutely NOT arousing ... not even a twitch ....
by ring-tailed roarer September 10, 2009
Get the Hard-On Factormug. He: It's amazing that she had the guts to say that to the teacher. She had to know it would get her in trouble because it's obvious that he completely disagrees with her opinion. Courageous!
She: Yea, it was super clittsy of her. But what do you expect? She's a clittsy girl.
She: Yea, it was super clittsy of her. But what do you expect? She's a clittsy girl.
by ring-tailed roarer June 06, 2009
Get the clittsymug. Said of a woman who appears from her dress, make-up, etc. to be "worn" as a consequence of having had a large number of sexual partners.
She: Is Bob's girlfriend older than he is? She looks twice his age!!
He: She's only a couple of year's older, but she has the chewed nipple look.
She: Whaat!
He: You know: she looks like she's seen more pricks than a second-hand dart board.
She: That's harsh!
He: She's only a couple of year's older, but she has the chewed nipple look.
She: Whaat!
He: You know: she looks like she's seen more pricks than a second-hand dart board.
She: That's harsh!
by ring-tailed roarer April 25, 2010
Get the chewed nipple lookmug. He: Not all gay guys actually like it up the queensway, you know.
Friend: The what?
He: The asshole.
Friend: God, and I though queensway was just a street in London, England!
Friend: The what?
He: The asshole.
Friend: God, and I though queensway was just a street in London, England!
by ring-tailed roarer August 02, 2010
Get the queenswaymug. He: Bob's girl friend is a G.
Friend: Meaning?
He: She has big breasts ....
Friend: You mean enormous and floppy?
No: No, just big and firm -- and great!
Friend: Meaning?
He: She has big breasts ....
Friend: You mean enormous and floppy?
No: No, just big and firm -- and great!
by ring-tailed roarer September 15, 2010
Get the Gmug. She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
Get the kill two seals with one clubmug. Buying food only from the outside edge of the supermarket, where the fresh produce, milk, juice, etc. are displayed, in order to minimize the purchase of packaged products and to maximize eating healthy
He: Your boyfriend's really into ecology these days!
She: Yeah, he's even into outside-edge shopping?
He: Meaning?
She: He only buys stuff that is displayed around the outside edge of the supermarket because he thinks it's ecologically less damaging than the rest of the stuff there -- and better for you.
He: Neat!
She: Yeah, he's even into outside-edge shopping?
He: Meaning?
She: He only buys stuff that is displayed around the outside edge of the supermarket because he thinks it's ecologically less damaging than the rest of the stuff there -- and better for you.
He: Neat!
by ring-tailed roarer April 27, 2010
Get the outside-edge shoppingmug.