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A woman who is sexually attractive enough to cause an erection -- make the rhubarb grow -- just by looking at her.
by ring-tailed roarer April 13, 2014
Get the rhubarb-forcer mug.A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.
He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!
by ring-tailed roarer September 11, 2009
Get the Nova Scotia Slide Bum mug.Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a cocktail this evening.
Bartender: What cocktail would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
Bartender: What cocktail would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
by ring-tailed roarer May 28, 2011
Get the Osama Bin Laden mug.Something that you say immediately after letting go an audible fart in order to confirm your responsibility for it and to capitalize on its potential humor.
by ring-tailed roarer July 31, 2009
Get the said brown owl mug.Empty Toilet Roll Syndrome: syndrome manifested by inconsiderate males between the ages of 12 and 26, the principal symptom of which is an inability to replace empty toilet rolls even if there is a full roll sitting on the back of the toilet or nearby. The major cause is chronic laziness and a selfish lack of concern for other people. The only cure is homeopathic -- i.e., a retaliatory and strategic leaving of an empty toilet roll, ideally when there is no full one available in the bathroom. Other symptoms include leaving pubic hair on the soap in the shower, never picking up the bath mat, and similar antisocial behaviors.
She: I can't believe it, my brother never replaces the empty toilet roll in our bathroom, the lazy bastard.
Her friend: Nor does mine. Obviously, they are both victims of ETRS.
She: What?
Her friend: Empty Toilet Roll Syndrome.
Her friend: Nor does mine. Obviously, they are both victims of ETRS.
She: What?
Her friend: Empty Toilet Roll Syndrome.
by ring-tailed roarer June 8, 2009
Get the ETRS mug.A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.
Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011
Get the Who farted? mug.Buying food only from the outside edge of the supermarket, where the fresh produce, milk, juice, etc. are displayed, in order to minimize the purchase of packaged products and to maximize eating healthy
He: Your boyfriend's really into ecology these days!
She: Yeah, he's even into outside-edge shopping?
He: Meaning?
She: He only buys stuff that is displayed around the outside edge of the supermarket because he thinks it's ecologically less damaging than the rest of the stuff there -- and better for you.
He: Neat!
She: Yeah, he's even into outside-edge shopping?
He: Meaning?
She: He only buys stuff that is displayed around the outside edge of the supermarket because he thinks it's ecologically less damaging than the rest of the stuff there -- and better for you.
He: Neat!
by ring-tailed roarer April 27, 2010
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